#santaverse

[miss-atomic-blog]

Baby boy returns Process video on tiktok

[xxlordalexanderxx]

"Oh, excellent."

[outofmylab]

@santaverse

You know that whirring sound a kettle makes when it boils? Yeah, that sound was coming straight from Santa’s ears, right alongside the trademark steam. The kid was right, there was a time and place to play games... and now was NOT that time. 

The supposedly jolly man reaches for the kid’s collar in attempts to speak to him face to face. He gives Dexter a firm glare. 

“ LISTEN KID. THIS LITTLE CHARADE YOU’RE PULLIN’ ISN’T FUNNY. THOUSANDS OF KIDS WENT WITHOUT A CHRISTMAS BECAUSE OF YOU. DONNER STILL ISN’T THE SAME AFTER WHAT YOU DID. “ 

He motions towards a trembling reindeer near his sleigh. 

“ SO WHY DON’T YOU DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND STEP ASIDE? “

Now, Dexter is a mean case when it comes to arguing. He can go on and on and on, even if it was clear from the first word he uttered that he was fighting a losing battle. Most of the time he didn't know when to call it quits, which could land him in all sorts of trouble.

It's a rare occurrence that he loses before he can even start.

Dexter is, needless to say, not at all prepared for such an intensely harsh retaliation. His fear is plain and obvious on his visage, and he makes no attempts to pull himself away. He's about the same as a deer in headlights... a reindeer in headlights, if you will. Not even Mandark was capable of causing this type of fear — nowhere near it, in fact.

He's silent, after it's all over. He slowly draws himself back into an awkward cower. As with most children, his reaction to a sudden, terribly surprising shock is not a positive one — the tears come automatically, but he seems to realize what he was doing before they can progress much further. His expression twists, becoming angry and hurt, and he rubs his eyes into his sleeve with far more force than what was necessary.

"FINE, then," he spits out, dragging a hand across his face that's then pulled away and shaken as if dirty. "I don't know— I don't know what you're talking about, but f-fine! If it has to be at my expense for all those little kids— so that they can have their stupid, dumb Christmas, then fine. Who am I to deprive them of that?"

The boy exhales sharply and shakily. He turns around, one glove held over his lips, his blurred vision boring muddled holes into the fallen snow.

[aplushemporium]

"I wonder how does Santa-chama knows where to put the prezzies if, um, like someone stays over at a house that's not theirs...? It's like the prezzies always end up where everyone's sleepies and not end up in the empty houses...!"

[magicgiver]

❆   ┊   @santaverse​​ wants to give bernard an ulcer !

the head elf stops dead in his tracks at the sight of the other , unsure of who had made the choice to upsize him once again .   hadn’t anyone learned anything from the sheer horror they experienced the last time he was allowed to run free ?   he looks around , but there’s no one lingering around to give him any hints on why this was done !   hands move to grip his hips , back straightening slightly as cocoa colored eyes fixate upon the other .   the only choice he had was to talk to him again , but he was going to skip the pleasantries all together.   after all , there was nothing pleasant about this !      ❝   hey !   who said you could leave the dancing toy line ?   ❞     he takes a step towards the plastic version of santa , cornering him a little more in case he tried to get away .     ❝   there were strict rules not to let you anywhere near the pantograph ever again !   ❞    

[builtperil]

“HO HO, HO HO HO HO HO!!” Several bags of coal are left in Dexter’s name, and the only note is filled with the word “Ho”. You know what you did.

  -- @santaverse​ stopped by!

---- This is fair.

[strykingback]

Starter for @santaverse​ (for Guardians Santa!)

“EEEEEHHHH SANTA?!?! Bu-Bu-Bu-But.. Gods.. how do I start. You’re real?! You are actually real?! I Cant... Wow! What do I say.. I know it would be rude to ask if I have been good this year. But... Gods.... standing in front of you...Blade was not kidding when he said he met you!” 

[nether-twins]

@santaverse​ started following

“And who are you supposed to be?” There was something awfully familiar about the person standing in front of but the former criminal couldn’t quite put her finger on it. Maybe her mind was playing a trick on her, or something.