“there is a meme I must meme”
“IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER, YOU GOTTA LAUGH AT ALL MY MEMES. LOVE MAY LAST FOREVER, BUT MEMEING NEVER EEENNNDSS”
“i finished my aesthitic shitpost”
“I am gonna die in about 10 minutes”
“Time for me to die now”
“principal harambe”
“look at this perfection”
“okay that's entirely understandable”
“and you're gonna get a blushing gay”
“you musnt lose hop”
“don't lose hop”
“I am no weenie, i go to the salties platoon”
“I will /prove/ I'm not a weenie”
*points to Super Weenie Hut Jr.'s*
“do you need some vitamin D”
“vitamin /Daddy/”
"I'm not a girl lol"
“texting hot guys”
“sounds fake but okay”
“hmmm sounds chilly”
“also how does one converse with penguins & why do they have a club”
“in which half the dictionary is banned”
“it must be 'lengthy'”
“yes go all the way from Australia to Scotland”
“i laughed internally at their stupidity”
“I laughed externally”
“let's eat the hottest pepper in the world”
“or a hot cheeto”
“don't forget the Stitch”
“i enjoy it, but I'm no good at it”
“But I def appreciate”
*whispers* “neeeeerds”
“but we are fighting nerds you wanna go mate”
“'bouta kick yer ass”
*puts up fists*
“____ must go to SUPER WEENIE HUT JR.'S”
“I am far more gayer than he is”
“you sure bout that cause i just came up with a new gay holiday”
“i am positive that i am gayer”
“this isn't gay enough”
“I can hit on whatever I like”
“inanimate objects? /fuck em/”
“has to watch shit go down”
“enjoy what may potentially turn into a fight”
“Fight fight fight fight fight (ง •̀_•́)ง “
“Noodle sword”
“OH SO NOW THE TALKING SPONGE IS GONNA PREACH TO US”
“THIS HUMAN CULTURE STUFF IS HARD OKAY?”
“Dom=dominoes”
“let them remain innocent for as long as they can”
“bring everyone into the mosh pit”
“there may very well be aftermath”
“I need an adult”
“...someone can't handle this gay”
“Hot steaks are back”
“Best deal: 100% off”
“Parody of the free! Abridged series 50% off”
“I actually get that & I'm laughing”
“Yeah Its not a spongebob ref so you'll understand it”
“I just had fried eggs with fried chicken”
“I'll bring you back a knuckle sandwich”
“A WHOLE NEW CAAAAARRRRR, A NEW FANTASTIC MINI-VAN. NONE OF THAT PRIUS SHIT. THIS CAR IS LIT. LET ME SHARE THIS WHOLE NEW CAR WITH YOOOOOOU”
“WHO'S THE ONE MAKING THE MEMES AROUND HERE”
“need me some heelies to escape my feelies”
“the memes will protect me from the feels”
“oh god nonono”
“IT SAID THE ASTERISKS”