Aug 21, 2015
⊰ ᴜɴᴍᴇɪx ⊱
❝——and THAT'S why I have to get back !!❞
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⊰ ᴜɴᴍᴇɪx ⊱
❝——and THAT'S why I have to get back !!❞
Shit that’s been said in the Sm4sh Chat; August Edition
“because it's always ____ time” “HES STUPID AND UGLY, LIKE ____” “fucking excuse” “U LITTLE SHIT MONKEY BALLS” “are you defying ur parental unit” “I fight for my cookies” “Oh boy it's time for the lemon party” “WHy THiSSS LEnn Y FACE” “you heartless soup” “the soup store is real, and it does in fact contain clothes” “Ahahaha I am crying like wtf I can't cry” “spit in his face from a good vantage point and run” “damn I missed a lot sorry fam I was passed out on the couch the entire night” “I will punch him in the face, kick him in the stomach & then tapdance on his nads” “heck off” “go fluff yourself” “are you not able to chill????” “your slack will never be cut” *cuts you slacks* “i gotta do adult things like... pay for stuff” *confused canadian noises* “I only drink the highest quality bleach” “this edge lord, its like a mix of cloud, shadow, reaper and dark pit” “icannnotbelievethisabuse, callingmecute” “I dont live in that hellhole, i live in the other one” “fuck me in the asshole and call me snookie” “I'm your mate not your /mate/” *kicks down the door* “I got bored of u flipping my tables” “I'll flip however many tables I want” “i'll flip u off however many times I want” “mcfreaking r00d” *breaks through wall cause the door is already broken & the tables have all been flipped* “I didn't throw u under the bus; i should've” *bara hugs y'all* “war is very heck” “did you fight for your friends” “I fought so hard for my friends” “way to shove the harsh reality of my entire life in my face” “now that ____ is gone, time to talk shit” “i see neither talk nor shit” *dismissive hand gesture* *aggressive AWWWWWWWWWWW* “make it eXtreme” “kfc taught me the military spelling” “Behold! Behind all those layers of sass… a kernel of… who tf know” “why word when you can ray gun” “i don't need words to science” “too many words clog up the thinkerthingie” “4 words are needed; 3, 2, 1, Fight!” “who are all these hippy dippy artists” “you kids these days with your hopscotch & your eyephones” “I agree with what I said 2 minutes ago” “alright who pushed the apocalypse button” “might've sat on it accidentally” “French voice: omelette du fromage” “and gay memes for you” “quick the grugs fater” *straightens cape* “now listen here” “damn I had money on that you were the racist fuckboy” “you won the potato chip” “I won a potato chip?” *innocent whistling* “YOU SINNER” “MEMES GIVE ME LIFE” “whY IS ____ BARA” “Ahem...............pepes”
Also slides in for ship meme
Who walks out of the movie theatre after a movie and suggest they watch another movie straight after?
Robin suggests it, and Ike goes along with it. Bunch of sneaks...
Who swears like a sailor when driving?
Robin has such a vast vocabulary, don’t you know.
Who is always ten minutes early to appointments?
If one of them, probably Robin?
Who swears they can set up the new home entertainment system without any help?
Ike, but Robin can actually decipher the instructions. He’s just there to lift things.
Who can spend five hours straight in ikea?
Probably Ike, I feel like Ikea would annoy Robin for some reason?
Who buys things online & returns them a few days later?
Robin.
Who plays the music so loud that it basically ruins everyone’s hearing?
Likely Ike, but Robin might do it for some sort of reason -- like getting Ike to stay out of the kitchen, so that he doesn’t eat everything before she can get something.
Who is more likely to spend money on unnecessary things?
More likely Ike.
Who stays up until 5am reading?
Robin.
Who has a strict “no shoes” rule in the house?
Neither?
Who complains about not having a bathtub because they can’t buy bath bombs?
Robin, definitely.
Who’s the more competitive one?
Robin gives Ike a run for his money.
Shit that’s been said in the Sm4sh Chat; July Edition
“knowing me, i'll forget abt this tomorrow” “oH WAIT TODAY'S MONDAY, I HAD A MEME SAVED UP FOR TODAY FUCK” “im gonna steal ur cat” “rematch fucker” “i mean that's not news to me but what's going on” “butt pain is the worst pain, its a literal... PAIN IN THE ASS” “is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is” *distressed bear noises* “you may be taller but that just gives me perfect advantage to get you down onto my level” “I'M ALWAYS RUDE FURK OFF” “dude you get the best of both worlds pls relish” “the youngest is always the most fighty” *intense frowning* “ex-fucking-cuse me” “mystic delusion ducks are all about dem diets” *names her llama Kamina* “How could this happen to me(me)” “nice tunic pretty boi” “you've been starbucked” “i mabe had to muchdrinks” “____ u look nice there; go to hell” “I read pus instead of pussy” “I accidentally called someone dad pls smite me” “WHOS BEEN DRAWING DICKS” “get out the plates cause you just got… s e r v e d” “there's always room in the pun house” “that's my secret: it's always ____ time” “that made more sense in my head & I have regrets” “someone get me a fucking helicopter” “someone get me a fucking... drill” “Leaping to conclusions you nut” “ARTICUNO HAS SOME WORDS THERE SONNY JIM” “did you meme on purpose or was it an accident?” *shows up 4 days later with starbucks* “i will lay on your front porch covered in red roses” “they want the dragon d” “Can i have a doctors note to keep ___ by my side at all times” “even I'm done with myself now” “How much feel could a shulk feel if a shulk could really feel” “Mom voice: dont fucking argue with me” “Dad voice: I do what I want” “but I fight for my family” “excuse you chrom is delicious” “i am fine and i am calm, fire's are not that random here” *british hissing*
unmeix replied to your post “��”
cloud pls ur gonna kill me. i am a twig. ur muscles too strong
but I just want to be cuddled bae ;n;
night had long ago greeted the shepherds. normally, lucina would have been asleep ( or at least trying to ) ; after all, discipline &&. strength came from a good night’s rest ( she should sleep while she still could at least semi-peacefully ). she had been asleep, until it was interrupted by grima’s voice howling over her, &&. she had awoken in a cold sweat. lucina was lucky she didn’t talk in her sleep, or else she would have woken the whole camp with the sound of her shrieking.
she didn’t want to bother her father with this. &&. she certainly didn’t want to remind her sibling or her friends of what their home became. instead, she went to her mother ; perhaps seeing her mother would help ease the worry. perhaps it would help instill the love &&. trust that her father was so confident in.
“ mother ... ? ” lucina whispered softly, approaching her figure across camp. “ mother, are you awake ? ”
@unmeix