Giant Bhazz with tiny Rexxa-standing-on-a-box ( @saranahsk ) hugging it out. Being built (quite literally) to closely resemble several bags of bricks, Bhazz is probably super comfy to hug!
This also doubles as a belated birthday present for Sarah, so... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Not-so-nice-asks for Skrepp! 2., 6., 11., 18., 25., 39., 48. Sorry for being so nosey but I really got curious! :D
Aw, thank you! It’s fine to ask a lot, bonus nosey points for you!
Answers for questions about the old scrapman are under the cut!
2. What is the thing they feel the most guilty about?
While he didn’t actually have a hand in the matter one way or another, he feels quite guilty for every soul who ends up down in the Undercube. It’s not a nice place, so especially those who had something good ‘up in the Upper Levels’ and have that taken away are easy for him to feel guilty for. It’s a messed up system, kind of.
6. What is something that never fails to make them feel sick?
There’s not really… anything, I think. He was born tough and now he’s older than murder, so he’s seen a lot and has had a lot of time to get used to stuff. Took a while to get to the stern tough-as-leather old fart he’s now!
11. Do they have any vices?
Plenty. He doesn’t forget and doesn’t forgive.
18. Is there a certain flavor that disgusts them?
Pistachio!
25. Have they ever been betrayed by someone they thought they could trust?
Yes, several times actually. The biggest ‘hit’ he got like this was the guy who gave him his scar-and-tattoo-glyphs (he’s govered in scars and tattoos in rune-like patterns), someone who had a ‘job’ for him in his younger days but ended up being exactly that what Skrepp had not wanted to deal with at that particular point in time and space.
39. Have they ever been accused of something they didn’t do?
Probably! Most of the things he got accused of he did actually do though, he’s not been a nice boy for most of his long life. Kinda no other choice down in the slums!
48. Is there anyone that they would willingly kill?
Oh yeah totally, there’s -plenty- people he’d kill if he got the chance to. The guy who messed him up and cost him an arm for instance, or the guy(s) who ran off with his second/fourth/seventh girlfriend(s) when he was still young and handsome, and basically anyone who badly hurts the people who work for him. Protective old nut, he is.
Because I don’t know how much time I’ll have for art today, I at least wanted to do a quick sketchy thing so I at least keep up the art-month I’ve got going right now.
This one features Bhazz (my big nerd in the back) and Rexxa ( @saranahsk ).
Because @saranahsk drew a Bhazz in swimming shorts (THIS ONE RIGHT HERE) yesterday, and wanted to see how -I- drew him in them, here you go! Have a pale markless augmented-and-other-things hugebuff. I didn’t finish it up completely, but I tried keeping that sketchy sort of look.
Ohhh, thank you for asking about my crocoboy <3 Coming right up!
Zzyot dislikes his extreme temper. While he is far better than he once was (he used to shoot into a rage when someone looked at him funny, no joke) he’s still extremely bad at handling insults to him or his family, and attacking him physically in any way will result in violent repercussions. With the help of friends and newfound family he has been adjusting slowly, but supressing animalistic instincts is remarkably difficult.
After a while of hating himself for the way he looked, he started to appreciate his new form. From his scales to his snout to his tail, and his radically amped up physique, he learned to accept himself as he is, and enjoy what he has. Still, he knows that walking around as he actually looks like would probably start a riot, so he hides the aforementioned (and other) ‘freaky bits’ behind glamors or hardlight holograms. He’d never allow anyone to make him not himself though, so the only things that are erased are the monstrous parts. The physique stays.
He also really likes his meat (steak, beef, chicken, anything) so rare it might just as well be raw. He’s certainly not picky however, and will eat whatever is extended to him. A remnant of the time where he had to fend for himself in the swamps, treated like an animal by everyone and everything, including himself. Only after he was found by who he now calls his Ma and Pa did he learn to eat proper food again.
Rumor has it... That Bam is actually really soft-hearted. ;)
The bulky woman looks at you with an expression of disbelief, pushing her glasses down a bit so she can look at you properly.“’Scuse me? Aeodd put you up to this, didn’t he? I swear I’m gonna clobber that guy good sometime…” She offers a sigh, rubbing her face some.“What is it with folk seeing a muscular gal and assuming I’m some sorta grumphead, seriously. I have bros, you know! I like drinking! We all punch a peacemaker every now and then!”
Latest meme! :3 I'd like to know for Bam and Bhazz, actually... But not sure I am allowed to choose two ;) Well... answer for whoever you want. :3 4.,5.,7. aaaand 18. Pleeeeaaaase? ♡
Ohhhmy, of course! Thank you <3 They’re under the cut!
Bammna:
4: Best places to kiss on their body
Hmmm, difficult. It really depends on who -wants- to kiss her, to be honest. I’d say that the ‘best’ place to kiss her (taken into consideration how she’d react to it) is on her forehead if you’re close to her. If not… the cheeks. But that’s stretching your limits.
5:Guilty pleasures
While she doesn’t really hide it, Bam -really- likes to show off that she’s stronger than most regular males. That’s flexing, making ‘clever’ remarks about strength, and plain old lifting things in public as a means for her to show this. In her head of course. She is aware that there are people stronger than her, but frankly she doesn’t particularly care. She is proud of who she is, and nobody can take that away from her!Incidentally, she is a sucker for cheap-ass alcohol.
7: Their tickle spots
Ohhhboy, tickly spots. For Bam it’s anywhere on her upper arms, neck, and abdomen. The triceps especially. Though tickling the parts of her back she can’t reach is a surefire way of getting her marginally annoyed, so it’s probably -not- smart to do it there.
18: Things they’ll never admit
Deep down under she is very jealous of her brothers, Bhazz and Zzyot, because of the way they look. She’d never let this come in between her and her (adopted) siblings of course, but every now and then it’s a thing she just kinda has to deal with. Another thing she won’t ever admit is that she -still- wants to be a Peacemaker, but she’s just too uncivilized and ‘brutish’ in a way.
Another thing she won’t ever admit is that she would, sometimes, love to be in a relationship with someone like her, someone who can handle her as she is. This is something she rarely even thinks about however, and only when she’s particularly gloomy.
Bhazz:
4:Best places to kiss on their body
If Bhazz doesn’t know or like you it’s best to just not kiss him at all, to be honest. He won’t actually react offended or anything, but it will -seriously- weird him out. If he knows you well he wouldn’t mind the occasional pecks on the face, though he’s generally more a hugger than anything else. Big beefy bear hugs are his specialty, even.
5:Guilty pleasures
Bhazz really enjoys hoarding food in a fridge and then heating it up all at once before consuming it all in record time. That’s leftovers and full meals, take-away food and other kinds of consumables. Just EVERYTHING.
7: Their tickle spots
Everything that could be considered his sides! From that fleshy part above his hips to the are just below his armpit, this all is one giant tickly spot. He doesn’t really know why, but even the slightest of tickles in those areas startle him slightly. Depending on how much he likes you he might either poke you back somewhere or glare at you somewhat indignantly.
18: Things they’ll never admit
The thing that bothers Bhazz most of all is that he remembers all of the time the Inquest used him as a ‘living’ weapon. It was several years at most, but he remembers every order and person he has executed and assaulted over this time. The thing he’d never admit about this is that it still wakes him up at night sometimes. Because of his size and personality his opinion is that he should be the one who needs to protect, and not the one who needs the protection. So if he ever looks like he hasn’t had any sleep but is refusing to say why or giving some roundabout answer, this is probably the reason.
I am so gonna regret this... But... The latest meme for Bhazz x3
With pleasure! Thank you for the ask <3
01. Full name: Bhazz, though his ‘full name’ when it comes to Inquest is Subject Bastion
02. Best friend: Rexxa and Lindi, though Lindi is work-related
03. Sexuality: He doesn’t really have any interest in relationships, but he’s heterosexual
04. Favorite color: White
05. Relationship status: Open, but not looking
06. Ideal mate: Someone who he likes, and who appreciates him for what he is
07. Turn-ons: He hasn’t thought of any, so… thus far, none
08. Favorite food: Noodles with smoked Salmon
09. Crushes: None
10. Favorite music: Anything with a Violin will do for him
11. Biggest fear: Returning to being a weapon for the Inquest
12. Biggest fantasy: Being normal, really
13. Bad habits: He might focus a -little- bit too much on his body
14. Biggest regret: Signing up for the Inquest program that turned him into what he is now
15. Best kept secrets: He’s killed quite a bit of people when he was still Subject Bastion
16. Last thought: “Oh well…”
17. Worst romantic experience: None so far!
18. Biggest insecurity: He is really focused on not antagonizing anyone, because someone trying to fight him would mean he’d have to take physical action
19. Weapon of choice: None, he’s a largely mute pacifist