#saraylachom

[romeo-oh-nomeo]

‪Bestie: hold on I’m putting you on speaker in the street so be kind [pause] okay—‬

‪Me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE CRABS?‬

‪Bestie: NO‬

‪Me: AND YOURE PREGNANT TOO?‬

‪Bestie: STOPIT‬

‪Me: DOES IT ITCH‬

‪Bestie: imbeggingyou‬

‪Me: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME‬

‪Bestie: you know what no one in this neighborhood speaks English anyway so joke’s on you‬

‪Me: so I should keep going ‬

‪Bestie: nopleasestop‬

[romeo-oh-nomeo]

asndkfl my bestie got her learners permit today so maybe now it won’t always take us three hours for one of us to get to the other one ^-^

[romeo-oh-nomeo]

My best friend and I took this quiz and I got Jason and she got Janet and if that doesn’t prove we’re soul mates then idk what will

[romeo-oh-nomeo]

Bestie: hi I’m leaving you a voicemail coz this guy is trying to hit on me so I’m avoiding him. What should we talk about....

bestie: Oh PIZZA. We could say so much about pizza!

Bestie:

Bestie: actually I can’t think of anything.

Bestie: Haha I just realized you’re gonna have a long voicemail where i DONT talk about pizza

[romeo-oh-nomeo]

Bestie: so you know that guy I've been crushing on for the past year

Me: yeah

Bestie: we were talking today and he was like "well I live with my boyfriend"....

Me: oh honey

Bestie: yeah he kept talking and I was trying to keep a straight face

Me: liTERALLY

bestie: *whimper*

[romeo-oh-nomeo]

bestie: I hope you watch this movie coz it references one of my favorite topics

me:

bestie: POO

bestie: THEY JOKED ABOUT POO

me:

bestie: *dies of laughter*

[romeo-oh-nomeo]

‪Bestie: I'm so tired from walking‬

‪Me: lie down and start rolling‬

‪Bestie: b-but I'm walking uphill...‬

Me:

‪Me: ...did you actually consider lying down and rolling.‬

Bestie:

‪Bestie:

[romeo-oh-nomeo]

‪My bestie had a dream that she gave birth to triplets. I had a dream I was a middle school teacher... now I'm wondering if I taught her kids in my dream‬