#sarcasmisadeadlyweapon

[tainbocuailnge]

LANCE, HOLY FUCK! Nobutoshi Canna is scheduled as a guest of honour at the anime convention I'm going to, what do I DO?

just be cool

[tainbocuailnge]

Damn, man, you're pretty great! Thanks for making spicy-ass content for us to consume

in the year of 2018, let us all resolve to be SPICY and post good content for everyone to consume

[tainbocuailnge]

Lance, it happened, I had a dream with you in it. But just like real life, you were a godlike force with no physical form. We had to make a movie together, but it was mostly just jump-cuts, senseless video game puzzles and pictures of both Siegfrieds. We've done it! The most successful movie in history has been conceived!

that sounds exactly like how most of my dreams go so clearly that was in fact me you hung out with last night

[gooeychewy]

Springles...

Y’know what, I was gonna say that Pringles and any popular soap brand (Dove, maybe) should do a collab and name it Springles, but I just remembered those single-use soap petal things, and it’s kinda like those too?? I wonder if they’d fit into a pringles can lmao (although then someone really might eat them by accident ^^;; )

(Also I was gonna link the post this was about here but I can’t search through my tags anymore with tumblr being all weird ljsdfljdsfglsj, it was that video with the blue and white soap bar cut into pringle-shaped shavings)

[tainbocuailnge]

🌻

my grandma lives on a farm and when my grandpa was still alive he had this huge workshop in the shed with all kinds of tools for the grandkids to fuck around in when they’re over. he regularly went around the neighbourhood collecting everyone’s scrap wood to pick out stuff that was still serviceable and then whenever we were over he’d burn the rest cause if there’s one thing that makes you feel cooler than building a bunch of shit it’s destroying a bunch of shit. 

my aunt with the cow farm lived across my grandma so my cousins would be in that workhop all the time to make stuff, and by that I mean we made almost exclusively wooden swords to beat each other up with. it was like unlimited blade works in there. immeasurable amounts of wooden swords were made within the walls of that workshop and only slightly less immeasurable amounts of wooden swords from that workshop were smashed to pieces against various items including the occasional family member’s limb

[tainbocuailnge]

sarcasmisadeadlyweapon submitted: 

 I made this for a friend the other day and I can’t stop thinking about it so, here ya go

thank you but i can’t put this in my workplace cause then it’ll no longer be a jalter-free workplace

[gooeychewy]

I love your blog to death, but that crawlboy concept in the walkman gif tags? Made me unspeakably uncomfortable, thanks 😂

Aww c’mon, wouldn’t you want to welcome a crawlboy (son of Walkman) into your life and pockets??

(this is in reference to this btw haha)