#sarcasticbatman

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sarcasticbatman replied to your post: ;; finally wills self to log into this account ...

BUT STILES DOESNT, or mine doesnt haha; he’s like “pls like he dies that easy"

;; WEEPS COME TO ME BB

[feelpowerful-blog]

"Let's have sex" Pass this on to the next 5 blogs on your dash to see how they react

                      "—Come again?"

[thegentlealpha]

Rules:

Answer the questions that the post asked, then come up with 11 new ones?

Tag friends and link them to your post

Tell them you have tagged them

QUESTIONS:

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Mun: Why don't we start with everything. Astrid: You shouldn't be hard on yourself. Mun: You wouldn't know you're a perf bby. Now it's your turn to answer. Astrid: I would change the way I disobey my pack- even though it's the right thing to do, but I just- Mun: Maybe you should change your indecisive-ness.

Do you like the smell of rain? Mun: Love it. Astrid: It's one of the most calming things for me. I wrote about it in my journal.

Do you like to cook? Mun: Depends on what I'm cooking. Astrid: It's an art that I've learned to master.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Mun: You dare ask me that question? Astrid: I would pry the Klondike bar from the previous owners cold dead hands. Mun: Slow down there Satan.

Do you like soup? Mun: I like chicken noodle soup. Astrid: She has me make it for her when she's sick and on her peri- Mun: THAT'S ENOUGH.

What’s the corniest pickup line you can think of? Mun: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten, I see. Astrid: My name is Peter Hale. Mun: Did you just-

Have you ever been in love? Mun: I'm not entirely sure if I have. I think I have, but I don't know if it was real. Astrid: Once. Mun: With Stiles. Astrid: Do you ever shutup?

Ever had to wear braces or glasses? Mun: I think I need glasses. Astrid: I- Maybe. No. I haven't. Mun: *whispers* She wears reading glasses. Astrid: I think I know this really nice guy named Deucalion, you should pay him a visit sometime.

What’s one thing that makes you feel better when you’re down? Mun: My blanket that I've had since I was 2. Astrid: Just talking to someone. Mun: Or Stiles. She talks to only Stiles when she's sad. Astrid: Remember that guy Deucalion I told you about? I think we should visit him now, he's probably home.

If you could give someone a hug right now, who would it be? Mun: I would give Isaac Lahey a hug because shfkhbgfshgjR Astrid: ... Mun: She'd hug Stiles. Astrid: Oh look at the time we must get over to Deucalion's place soon before he goes out.

If you had a dollar for every time you told a lie, how rich would you be? Mun: I would be a fucking millionaire right now. Astrid: I- Yea I probably would too.

Questions:

1. What's your favourite book? 2. Are you a virgin? 3. When was the last time you went to church? 4. What colour are your eyes? 5. Are you in a relationship? 6. How do the mun and muse get along? 7. Dogs or cats? 8. Do you keep a journal? 9. Are you any good at art? 10. Do you play video games? 11: Have you ever heard of Homestuck? TAGGED BY: ask-fred-and-george-weasley

[triskelionalphas]

"Let's have sex" * pass this to the 5 first blogs of your dash and see how they react ಠ◡ಠ

"I'm not sure that's a appropriate thing to ask your English teacher, Stiles."

[grinchofbeaconhills]

"Let's have sex" * pass this to the 5 first blogs of your dash and see how they react ಠ◡ಠ

"Dude. Are you trying to get punched in the face?"

[triskelionalphas]

text | sarcasticbatman

Stiles: Oh you know, just being kidnapped by your alpha adversaries.

Derek: I'm coming to get you.

[triskelionalphas]

[text] You wouldn't happen to have a spare hour or two to come save me from a dark wolfy dungeon, would you?

[text] What have you got into this time?

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sarcasticbatman replied to your post: 

yus gimme the scoot

he likes to hump people.

you might need a squirt bottle handy.

but come luv us pls