#sardartem

[longeyelashedtragedy]

[theboywiththedejantattoo]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I challenged myself to write Valentine’s Day fics while keeping them to 200 words or fewer. (Except the ones where that didn’t work, which actually was most of them.) There’s one for each of these pairings: Rakidrić Serard Sardartem + Dejan Modramos Šejan Sardartem Paulo Gazzaniga/Jan Vertonghen + Dries Mertens Movren Ivantoine Enjoy 😉

[longeyelashedtragedy]

😍💍 When you’re so in love you can’t even hide it for a moment 😘💍

[longeyelashedtragedy]

oddly specific thing but I kinda love pairings where the person who seems like more of the Top is the one with the higher voice???

[theboywiththedejantattoo]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Sardar stretches out his legs. They're spread so wide. He's used to making sure Artem can fit between them. So now they just open that wide on their own—good boy—but no, they're even wider. They're so strong, and there are his thighs, the main attraction, thick and powerful and scraped and bruised. 'Easy game,' the picture says. He'd scored twice in Iran's classy white kit and cute striped socks and there he sits, the king of the fucking world, the king of Artem's whole fucking heart. Strong and cocky. 'Easy game.' Everything is an easy game to his Sardar.

And when Sardar's like this—all cocky and bratty cause he deserves to be—Artem can't be strong and tough and why the fuck would he want to be? He doesn't need any of that. He knows his place. His place is by his baby's side—or—actually—not quite by his side but—

[Rated E.  Warning: the porn is not delicate and pretty lol]

[longeyelashedtragedy]

Imagine Sardar wearing a Spider-Man suit... and having sex with Deadpool!Tyoma

omg tell me more about this because i legit don’t know anything about deadpool (though the idea of sardar in a spider-man suit is honestly kind of adorable) are spider-man and deadpool enemies? friends? lovers?

[longeyelashedtragedy]

when you remember these gentlemen have been married for 194014914 years

[longeyelashedtragedy]

well that game was Arse except for dejan “best defender in the world” lovren playing his heart out and linking up well with the other defenders.

i nominate my other two favs for the “were up all night eating each other’s asses instead of getting sleep like the good lord sergey semak commanded” award look at this nonsense