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[ripharm-archived]

 @sarkazsales​ asked: "Ah, Doctor! I need your authorisation on something, quickly! We've had a... Delivery? I think it's for Operator SilverAsh, but the Karlan Trade agent won't let us go through the mandatory," she stresses that word especially, "checks and decontamination! If you could give us authorisation...? Or, I don't know, you could come sort this out? The jackass isn't listening to me." She huffs, clearly frustrated. It's not like she's the head of the-- oh wait, she is. How dare he.

     ‘ Is that right? ’ The doctor blinked, staring at Closure for a second. She shouldn’t need his authority to take care of this issue. It seemed as though whenever there was issues with SilverAsh, he was the first to call. It wasn’t as though he were the man’s handler of any sort, but it was ... generally successful when he stepped in.

    The mandatory checks and decontamination were done for a good reason, but SilverAsh wouldn’t interfere with them unless it was necessary, right? And, that make him curious. 

    He let out a sigh, ‘ alright. i’ll take care of it. ’

[isolaradiale]

dropping closure, apt 310.

Dropped but please include the series next time!

– ⋆ capella!

[madeinkarlan]

Springtide Starter | @sarkazsales

Pramanix had collected quite a few eggs from around the Archimedes Ward, though she had opened absolutely none of them yet. Instead, they were all collected in a woven basket she’d gotten, and all in all there was about thirty of them in there.

She’d spent longer than she’d admit collecting them.

She settled down on the grass in one of the small parks, sitting on her knees, and dumped the basket of plastic eggs onto the grass to begin organizing them by size and colour, completely focused on the task and hand and not on the people around her.

[cursiren]

“My brain cells…”

She tapped the top of the computer monitor before she leaned over it, draping herself over the computer as she propped her chin up.

“Miss… Whatever the fuck you called yourself, you lost the bet, now sit your ass down and edit my video.”

[ripharm-archived]

     @sarkazsales asked: "Doctor, whatever you do, don't trust Lancet-3! She's lying! I didn't do anything! Laaanceeet! C'mere girl! Come back, girlie!" She starts clapping her hands, as if calling a dog.

The doctor watches as Closure moves about. He hasn’t seen Lancet-3 just yet, but he can imagine what Closure’s done. It’s likely he’d hear about it one way or another, and they’ll have to look at their (already) dwindling LMD.

“What didn’t you do?” 

[homeportmovedagain]

sarkazsales replied to your post:

I think that LMD’s mine :3c

“... Is it? Just how did it end in my pockets, though.. I am sorry?” That’s what she is saying, but it appears she has already snatched some shop vouchers in exchange for the LMD.

[gildedusurper]

@sarkazsales​ || SPRINGTIME FESTIVAL STARTERS 1/3

     Rarely, if ever, had he any desire to take part in such silly customs. The celebration of spring was admirable and mutually shared, but for what reason had this city decided to celebrate so loudly. The entire city felt akin to a chaotic battleground; already crowded streets grew larger, events were held in the most inconvenient of places, lights and sounds too harsh. Too much. He’d detested the idea of staying home, and even still, curiosity had him peeking about for that potential saving grace of a ceremony he could partake in.

     In the end, he finds himself standing far behind the gathering of many, entranced by the large screen blaring some kind of play (they were called films, weren’t they?), projected in a seemingly magical way that made it oh so hard to walk away from. Who knows what’s been going on in this film. Half the words blasted hardly reached his ears - and what little had ran the risk of being misheard at best.

     Oh woe is a King, trapped in a hell of his own making, standing like a bitter outcast with jealousy towards notable couples brewing beneath gilded wears.

“ Disgusting... ”

     Whether such an insult was directed towards mysterious persons or the film in question was better left unsaid. It’s not as though anyone would have heard him, right? Why - who in their right mind would approach his regal self when a blatant distraction is but a slight turn-of-the-head away...?

[isolaradiale]

Applying as Closure [ Church, Ada ] from Hypergryph's Arknights. Application can be found under the "app" link, or via /app.

Welcome to scenic Isola Radiale, Closure!

You’ll be staying in APARTMENT 310!

You’ll be given a toy toolbelt.

Enjoy your stay!

– ⋆ betelgeuse.