#sarshel

[the-golden-onion]

on today’s episode of

“i forgot my irl friends follow my twilight blog”

my bff just sent me this in response to the newest cursed post to join my “period popsicle discourse” tag:

[nightcore]

*airdrops u a photo of gerard way* *airdrops u a photo of gerard way* *airdrops you a photo of gerard way* *airdrops u a photo of gerard way* *airdrops u a ph

[the-golden-onion]

love it when my irl friends talk to me about twilight, making me realize how numb i’ve become to our terribly cursed hivemind

[the-golden-onion]

LEGITIMATELY forgot that mike newton’s name was not fig

SARAH CNCKDNSJIAKAAMS NSMXLCKDL

good.

[nightcore]

no offense but the fact that sarah really genuinely just GETS all the poetry i write abd send her especially the ones i write for her always makes me so soft..,.,. 😭💞......

[the-golden-onion]

my bff just sent me this i’m,,,,

here’s part of the post she sent me:

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twilight is actually just a shitty retelling of beauty and the beast and that’s the tea

[nightcore]

i love my girlfriend

[nightcore]

my gf bought tickets to come visit me in august tonight hehe i’m so excited