fully convinced my workplace is some kind of magnus archives au. about 5 months ago i started logging everything that proves this point in my notes app and so far i have
-ominous delivery guys??
-the metal pipe incident (he’s fine)
-the debate on whether or not tacky button up shirts are appropriate work attire
-that cult leader
-the woman covered in spiders who insisted she “didn’t need help” because they were “guiding her”
-“since when did we have 2 bitches named sasha working here?” (we dont. it’s just me.)
-we got a shipment in from brands that have no record of existing at all
-the evil mannequin
-the dog situation
-the terminally ill gay goth employee and the little older lady who runs shit like the navy have some kind of family dynamic
will update if any more crazy shit happens 🙏