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Ace asked me if he could have his brother Sabo over for supper. I don’t wish to deny him this desire and I do want to meet the boy, but I believe two fire children aboard my vessel’s enough, thank you very much.

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Do look at how subtly my son tells that bilge rat Teach he’s old as balls. He’s clearly inherited my wit.

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After reading a pirate novel of the Other World, I have set my mind on acquiring a parrot. It shall ask for crackers and open its yapper to shout “pieces of eight”...

What am I saying here? MARCO, GET ON THE DAMNED BIRD PERCH! INDULGE ME!

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I have been nursing the thought of adopting that Jack Sparrow lad. He’s witty, he’s resourceful, he’s a good man. Alas, when I shared my thoughts with my son Rakuyo, he got all flustered, claimed the Sparrow lad had stolen his style and stormed off.

Needless to say I find myself in a pickle. I wish not to bring sadness upon my son but I’m impressed with how good a pirate Sparrow is. Why, he even steals style!

#(on second thoughts there's only room for a stylish pirate aboard the moby dick and that's pops)#sassbearding

Whitebeard

white facial hair;

has a lot of children;

benevolent and beloved;

flies on a magnificent phoenix.

Santa

white facial hair;

visits a lot of children;

benevolent and beloved;

flies on smelly reindeer.

Clearly one's got the upper hand.