#sassiopeia

[rockynfriends]

Alright, Cass. What are your thoughts on Arceus?

Text:

"Arceus, honey, don't you think the 'got my torso jammed into a fence and took it with me' motif is a little dated by now?"

[rockynfriends]

Deneb giggles and hands over a piece of paper with "Fugue" on it. She also seems prepared to be roasted with a challenging look in her eye.

Text:

@ Fugue- "I’m not sure where you got your musically inclined name, but it sure wasn’t for your singing voice."

@ Deneb- "It would be poor taste for me to criticize your speaking style, but I DO know waving one’s arms around wildly never gets a message across effectively, so I’d suggest a new approach."

[rockynfriends]

Volcanion? What do you think?

Text (in case it's hard to read):

"Volcanion, no offense, but the steampunk look really only works if you don't look like a theme park ride."

[rockynfriends]

Okay well if Cass is going around roasting everyone it's only fair they let the mods have it too!

"If you could NOT cause the national guard to be mobilized every time you go out for a midnight snack, I'd be highly appreciative."

“I’ve encountered flocks of Wingull less verbose than you.”

“Regular? Just what are you imply--”

*zing!*

“Oh...oh dear. I...I do apologize. I was...not myself...now I must go make some amends. Please excuse me...”

(Cassiopeia is back to normal! Comic returns later this week!)

[mythic-cassiopeia]

"No offense but.."(not sure if I sent previous )

(( I did one for Noxian AU... but I'll do one for normal Xin.))

" When I look upon you, I see wasted potential. If only you were actually useful in a team. Hold on everyone! Xin needs to get his golems! Don't worry that we may lose the game! Those Golems are VERY important! "

[mythic-cassiopeia]

au noxian xin: no offense but...

" Do something useful and get me a drink... OH! You weren't a servant! I'm so sorry! You just seemed to blend in with your clothing! "

[mythic-cassiopeia]

"No offense, but..." ((I can't pass up this opportunity))

"  We all know you are Leona's bitch. With that said, I don't think I need to say anymore for an insult dear~! You are kind of your own walking insult with that on your shoulders!"

[mythic-cassiopeia]

"No offense, but..."

" Oh no. It's Kalista. You know... The whole black mist thing was scarier than you. You come around and you are a fucking joke! I can walk all over you in a heart beat! Legendary warrior!? HAH! More like Legendary JOKE! If you were so legendary, then why did you get betrayed by your trusted allies? Ahhhh, always things to think about now isn't it? Pathetic excuse for a warrior."