'Socrates "Sassmaster General"' by Plato
"But first let me hear what Crito wants; he was going to say something to me. Only this, Socrates replied Crito: the attendant who is to give you the poison has been telling me that you are not to talk much, and he wants me to let you know this; for that by talking, heat is increased, and this interferes with the actions of the poison; those who excite themselves are sometimes obliged to drink the poison two or three times. Then, said Socrates, let him mind his business and be prepared to give the poison two or three times, if necessary; that is all" Socrates- moments before his execution. I will never not be impressed by the level of sass given.










