#sassy!!!

[theperrylleluniverse]

that look!

[ghostoffice]

i was just told ive got a sassy voice

[theharvestmother]

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[rizzlesforthewin]

Today's episode was brought to you by Sassy-Regina:

[getlowpietrangelo]

whatcha lookin at half-man

i'm looking at you

[astarionsass]

So, where do I start on this thing? Well, let’s start with how I look. I am only about 5 feet even, yeah I’m freaking short. Don’t comment on that or else I will hex you into oblivion. I have waist length Ashy-Brown hair with natural bright red streaks. I also have cloudy green eyes with gold and hazel flecks. Awesome, right? Too bad my name is Selena Mystery Black. * Yes, I know about him being an Animagus. I am too. I’m a baby white tiger with black stripes. You will be able to tell it’s me because I have a birthmark in the shape of Mickey Mouse’s head on my lower back. * I was wearing a pair of faded distressed jeans with my black boots that have the wand pocket in them. I was wearing a long sleeved pale blue shirt that hugs my curves. I had on a metallic silver vest over it. I was also wearing a silver chained necklace with a silver peace sign charm. I also had a thick metallic silver headband in my hair, exposing my ears. I had side-swept bangs with longer bangs that grown our that framed my face. I had 2 piercing in each ear. One in the normal spot on my earlobe and another one at the top of my ear. I had in silver studs on the top of my ears with blue peace signs in my earlobe. Yeah, I’m a head-turner. I’ve been cursed with the Black family good looks. * I wasn’t overly built. I was petite. I am extremely skinny, people would think I was Anorexic if they didn’t see me eat. I have very toned legs. I have a six pack abs and very strong arms. I wasn’t overly built, you could only see my muscles if I’m either wearing nothing covering them or tight clothes.