Hey Guys

Just a normal day in the life of Danny DeVito-Jesus if he was a teenage girl This isn't actually an official account if it wasn't already clear

[kipsa-hoy]

Hear me out on Erid gone wrong, gone polycule

[danny-devito-jesus-offical]

"Are you rooting for Argentina or Spain"

I DONT CARE BECAUSE THE WINNER IS GOING TO BE A HISPANIC COUNTRY ANYWAY FUCK YEAHHH

[danny-devito-jesus-offical]

I am but I'm also a woman tho

[danny-devito-jesus-offical]

I'm actually reconsidering at the moment tbh

[siriuslyobsessed394]

gilderoy lockhart has divorced parents

[danny-devito-jesus-offical]

Both of his parents fight for which one he gets to stay with bc none of them want the custody

[kaomojiloser]

im gonna kms yall

[danny-devito-jesus-offical]

Real asf

[danny-devito-jesus-offical]

So me, my mom and my brother have a flight to another state

And today, 2 DAYS before our flight, I shit you not she just fell on her bike and broke both of her hands

Like we cannot have any worst luck right now

(She's fine though)

[satan-offical]

will you be executed if you don't?

Don't do what

DON'T DO WHAT

[danny-devito-jesus-offical]

Twilight in that mlp ep

[birdplushie]

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

[magn-animously]

DIG

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

DIG

[buriedunderyourmum]

DIG

[hannisconfused]

DIG

[kitsunesakii]

DIG

[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

DIG

[apple-notplural]

DIG

[vivitur-moritur]

DIG

[spacecat24-7]

DIG

[chub-froggy]

DIG

[thatghostthateatspeople]

DIG

[krowbreaker]

DIG

[spid-the-spider]

DIG

[annabelle--cane]

DIG

[yellow-faerie]

DIG

[vampiraptor]

[philosopherking1887]

OOPS TOO DEEP

[breaks-hetheon]

CLIMB

[artist-of-obsessions]

CLIMB

[fablegate]

CLIMB

[marzibird]

CLIMB

[the-luckyrabbit]

CLIMB

[staarbles]

CLIMB

[modmad]

[sebwritesstories]

[charlesoberonn]

OH NO

[danny-devito-jesus-offical]

RUN

[birdplushie]

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

[magn-animously]

DIG

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

DIG

[buriedunderyourmum]

DIG

[hannisconfused]

DIG

[kitsunesakii]

DIG

[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

DIG

[apple-notplural]

DIG

[vivitur-moritur]

DIG

[spacecat24-7]

DIG

[chub-froggy]

DIG

[thatghostthateatspeople]

DIG

[krowbreaker]

DIG

[spid-the-spider]

DIG

[annabelle--cane]

DIG

[yellow-faerie]

DIG

[vampiraptor]

[philosopherking1887]

OOPS TOO DEEP

[breaks-hetheon]

CLIMB

[artist-of-obsessions]

CLIMB

[fablegate]

CLIMB

[marzibird]

CLIMB

[the-luckyrabbit]

CLIMB

[staarbles]

CLIMB

[modmad]

[sebwritesstories]

[charlesoberonn]

OH NO

[mizuthe-cat]

they call me the drawer the way im made of wood and have doors that be pulled open and closed

[danny-devito-jesus-offical]

So Mexico is playing against England right now

The 141 and Los Vaqueros must be having a very tense time rn

[danny-devito-jesus-offical]

Jax is going to abstract in ep 9 isn't he

[danny-devito-jesus-offical]

I can't believe one of the most crushing quotes I've read comes from a pinterest comment on ao3 tags

"Did you know that receiving abuse is not the price to pay for being loved?"

[danny-devito-jesus-offical]

[lupinsuniverse]

[danny-devito-jesus-offical]

I can't believe one of the most crushing quotes I've read comes from a pinterest comment on ao3 tags

"Did you know that receiving abuse is not the price to pay for being loved?"

[danny-devito-jesus-offical]

Omg hahahaha that joke was so funny

*kills myself*

[danny-devito-jesus-offical]

You make me so genuinely, overwhelmingly happy but so uncomfortable at the same time because I always have to make sure to be behaving perfectly or you'll get tired of me