#sassy noct

[chocobroness]

What’s day to day life with Noct? Dialogue please!

Sup. [warning: ...mature language?]

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Noctis: [arguing with a councilman] why don’t you take the biig clown nose and shove it up my cunt like the clown from that porno I saw when I was seven.

Nyx: ...oh my fuck...?

S-seven?

Kid started younger than me.

[smack]

OW!

Cor: [twitches] What?

Regis: Clarus...

Regis, don’t you-

Regis: How did he get into your stash?

UGH!!!!

OOOH MY GOD!!!!!!

DAD YOU’RE A SICK FREAK!!

S-Son-!!

Noctis: [suddenly shouting] He’s not denying it! KICK HIM!!

[chaos]

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Noctis: [flirting with a random guest] Now how about you take that big no no thing between your legs and put it in my taco spot.

Everyone: ...

Random Crownsguard: [mildly disturbed]...what the fuck...?

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Cor: [breaks watermelon with thighs]

Audience: [silence]

“...”

Noctis: ...giggity.

Gladiolus: [immediately pissed] NOCT!

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Noctis: Is this what being ‘consumed by the horn dog’ mean?

Clarus: [twitches]

Noctis: If so, it is quite an experience.

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Noctis: Why would anyone get used sex toys? If they did, that would mean that they would willingly put things with other people’s cunt juice and butt stuff inside them.

Everyone: ...

Noctis: ...

Everyone: ...

Noctis: “...[annoyed] What?”

Drautos: “I’m both shocked, and disturbed how you can say the word cunt freely but you censored the word ass.”

Noctis: [shrugging] Ass is a shit word.”

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Random assassin: I shot you 6 times, HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!

Noctis: Bro, this is insomnia. We’re like raccoons trapped in a city.

Random assassin:

Noctis: Check for a pulse next time bud.

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Noctis: The chu-pe-Kae-bro.

Gladiolus: The what?

Noctis: The goat fucker thing.

Gladiolus: Why did I even ask?

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Noctis: Why does everyone think the word Cock is a really sexy?

Gladiolus: [annoyed] Noct-

Noctis: I mean, everyone says it? So it’s not something that’s taboo.

Gladiolus: Noct, I don’t think-

Noctis: Porn writers should use other words, or be better writers-

Gladiolus: [screaming] NOCT WE’RE IN A GRADE SCHOOL!

[silence]

Noctis: ...is that why people don’t like asking about cock in public places?

Gladiolus: ARRGH- [chaos]

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Noctis: Hey dad, the high school wants you to come for a conference tomorrow. I bit a little kid.

Regis: Sweet Bahamut where did you go wrong?

Noctis: I blame the education system.

Regis: [sighs]

Noctis: So can I stay home?

Regis: [without hesitation] No.

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Just another day....

[chocobroness]

So, have you seen the prologue for episode ardyn? If so, then noct’s sassiness must have come from somnus

I say no, sir and or madame.

Noct’s sassiness is one of a kind.

That and he wouldn’t hesitate to torture Somnus if he ever suggested his attitude came from him.

He has a cult (even though he didn’t plan on having one.) and one Ignis, he can do whatever he wants.

So no. Noct’s sassiness is all his own....and maybe his mom’s...

(I almost agreed with you but sassy Noct is sassy Noct.)

[sassynoctmeme]

[sassynoctmeme]

I don't know why this exists.

But, oh well.Like my dad used to say.......

[gundamwinglesschicken]

I don't know what compelled me to do this. His face was just open for attack.