#sassymamak

[kaijudick]

is it true that you are actually just a well dressed stalk of corn

you caught me....

[firefightinghimbo]

hey boo~

Ahhhh cutie

1. First impression: I was really scared when I first met you cause you were really pretty and it was my first meet up but you turned out so sweet and you were there for me and I really appreciated it2. Truth is: You are so cute jesus, cuddle sessions needed3. How old do you look: Dancing queen, young and sweet and only 174. Have you ever made me laugh: DEFINITELY, especially when you said you wanted to go to the lost kids section of kings island and steal all the kids5. Have you ever made me mad: No, not that I know of O:6. Best feature: YOU LOOK SO SOFT AND CURVY like a porcelain doll7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Yeah, but at that time I wasn't THAT into girls but I really thought you were pretty8. You’re my: Tumblr bae oh my goodness I feel so stupid using that9. Should you post this too? YE

[elfpuncher]

sassymamak replied to your post “im rewatching The Avengers and easily the most under-rated scene is...”

Are you watching the Avengers or the porn parody thats the real question here haley

the real one of course; when i watch the porn parody my hands are too busy to type out witty text posts

[oofuriofficial]

sassymamak replied to your post:HHHH I NEED SOMETHING TO READ do u guys have like...

do you know kyou kara maoh because “jagged diamonds” is literally the best fanfic i’ve ever written

i've never heard it before in my life but if i ever read/watch it i will def read that fic

[elfpuncher]

sassymamak replied to your post:horses ar ejust meat bicylces

gO TO SLEEP YOU HAVE WORK IN TWO HOURS

FFFFUCK

[ask-bratworth]

have you ever walked in on von karma in the shower if so did you peek no lying

*War Flashbacks*

[ask-bratworth]

hey edgeworth... a little birdy told me your hips don't lie. is that true I need to know for scientific reasons

[ask-bratworth]

um tbh in that one picture that frilly thing looks like a butt did you do it on purpose dont lie man lying aint cool

Obviously you are seeing things.