#sasuke:

[hopelessbromantic3652]

Naruto and Sasuke say HAPPY PRIDE (AND F TERFS!!!!!)

[domesticsns]

One time Sasuke visited Naruto during class and he sat down while Naruto grabbed the tests he needed to grade at home. So while Sasuke sat down a boy, finishing his art project, was glaring at him. So Sasuke turned to him and told him to stop fucking giving him that look or else he would fuck his dad, become his step-parent and change the wifi code.

The kid...looked horrified, but so did Sasuke after feeling Naruto's hand on his shoulders,squeezing tightly, while his calm but strict teacher voice said, "We've talked about this..."

[kishimotomasashi]

I find it kinda hilarious that Sasuke's reaction to the whole time travel thing was basically

[snaketeater]

sasuke: do u want me to pick up takeout ?

naruto: no don’t worry we have food at home

the food at home:

[goodnightsasuke]

In Boruto Karin says that she’a dedicated to upholding Sasuke’s happiness and it’s sad that it’s written by that weird guy bc if she genuinely was she’d become Sarada’s second mom and start fucking Sakura

[carrielfisher]

and people think this masterpiece was a mistake?

[demonlights]

im reading suigetsu’s wiki page and im cryin i love him so muCH HE’S SO FUNNY