Hidazei • KenkoZei • KakuZei • SasuTaku • KibaTaku • JiraTaku
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ooc; ヘ（。□°）ヘ confused nyehs
HIDAZEI
answered.
KENKOZEI
shops for groceries
they both shop for groceries because zeini likes the satisfaction of going places & also sometimes she can convince kenko to get things for her u_u
kills the spiders
kenko b/c zeini doesn’t like them and won’t touch them?? she won’t even step on them.
comes home drunk at 3am
zeini likes to go places but not really those kinds of places so she would more than likely stay home & kenko would also so nyeh.
makes breakfast
kenko. when he lived in his old village & they went on squad missions, they had to know how to cook in very weird ways b/c they couldn’t eat otherwise. his food is kind of gross but zeini isn’t picky so it works out. and i guess village would be like old town in this au idk.
remembers to feed the fish
kenko b/c zeini didn’t want the fish in the first place.
decorates the apartment
zeini decorates the apartment & by the i mean has the bare necessities + a couch and a tv or something & kenko doesn’t complain because he cant argue with zeini.
initiates duets
zeini initiates them and kenko joins in but he’s super unimpressed the whole time
falls asleep first
zeini b/c kenko has a crazy sleep schedule
KAKUZEI (u are evil)
shops for groceries
kakuzu is super serious about how much money they spend so he goes and buys really high quality food but he doesn’t get much of anything which zeini doesn’t mind b/c she doesn’t eat a lot anyway. and he makes her stay home b/c she’s annoying
kills the spiders
zeini has to kill the spiders because kakuzu won’t do it for her. he called her a baby the first time she asked :l
comes home drunk at 3am
neither of them tbh?? maybe kakuzu but only slightly buzzed b/c he went to one of hidan’s parties or something
makes breakfast
kakuzu. gotta make sure their groceries last for the next year
remembers to feed the fish
they don’t have fish because kakuzu never bought them
decorates the apartment
kakuzu lets zeini decorate as long as she doesn’t spend too much & she doesn’t because while she likes gifts she doesn’t need or want a whole bunch of material things.
initiates duets
zeini and kakuzu doesn’t respond b/c he is not 12
falls asleep first
zeini. kakuzu is big and comfortable and warm (or maybe he’s cold bUT EITHER WAY) and she falls asleep super quick
SASUTAKU
shops for groceries
takumi shops for groceries b/c sasuke is always at work like he’s never home. what a nerd
kills the spiders
takumi kills them because she is a big strong man & sasuke is a PANSY
comes home drunk at 3am
takumi & sasuke often go to naruto’s wild parties. usually sasuke gets a lot more drunk than takumi b/c he doesn’t know how to hold his liquor and it’s a huge mess and sakura has to drive them home. every time this happens.
makes breakfast
sasuke always makes breakfast this is the only useful thing he does around the house
remembers to feed the fish
takumi. she loves those fucking fish
decorates the apartment
SASUKE but his tastes are very lavish and he has pictures of his family all around the house. also he keeps a picture of team 7 on his bedside table.
initiates duets
sasuke but he does it very subtly and takumi ends up joining in and it’s precious
falls asleep first
takumi b/c once again sasuke has sleep problems
KIBATAKU
shops for groceries
takumi. kiba has no idea what to get so that leaves one person
kills the spiders
AKAMARU KILLS THE SPIDERS takumi & kiba are useless in this situation
comes home drunk at 3am
kiba because if you do recall he has a job at the strip club which is where they met. sometimes takumi comes with him to work and she gets free drinks b/c kiba puts them on his tab
makes breakfast
kiba, he learned how to cook from hana. living in a house with ladies really helps straighten dem boys out
remembers to feed the fish
takumi b/c kiba only remembers to feed akamaru
decorates the apartment
takumi, kiba just gives her the money. if it were up to him the place would be trashed
initiates duets
kiba and it’s usually some old rock and roll song that takumi’s never heard so this ends pretty quickly
falls asleep first
kiba b/c takumi lets him sleep on her boobs and they’re soft
JIRATAKU
shops for groceries
takumi shops for groceries b/c jiraiya is always at work and he’s never home. like he works some huge position at a company wHICH IS WHERE THEY MET
kills the spiders
takumi kills all the spiders because jiraiya can’t be bothered. but sometimes he kills them on accident b/c he doesn’t see them.
comes home drunk at 3am
takumi & jiraiya’s typical date would be a bar so both of them. both of them would come home drunk at 3am.
makes breakfast
takumi. jiraiya is always asleep when she gets up in the mornings, probably because his job demands so much of him and maybe b/c he spent his night at the strip club idk man..
remembers to feed the fish
takumi is the more responsible one out of the two & also she wanted them so
decorates the apartment
jiraiya decorates the apartment but it’s too raunchy for taku’s tastes so she ends up redecorating anyway. fuckin jiraiya u nerd
initiates duets
jiraiya, and he knows takumi so well that he sings all of her favorite songs and she can’t resist singing along w/ him and it’s beautiful and the age gap is always evident
falls asleep first
takumi. jiraiya plays with her hair b/c he knows how to charm a lady and ntm the wild sex they had before that made takumi super tired?? like did you think i wouldn’t mention this.