#satire btw

[xxlapiscore]

guys I just got the weirdest news…apparently Evgenia is calling off her wedding because she wants to marry someone named Alina Zagitova instead? Idk just letting you all know what I heard…

[oroshka]

Hear me the fuck out chat. Grizel is Bronte's daughter.

Just look at their cheeks. They both have pointy ass cheekbones. There is NO other explanation other than Grizel being his daughter!!!!!!!!

[polunumalie]

do y'all ever think that Muzan only made his upper moons because they were all hot and he's a bi king.

And yes, I mean ALL

[ultimate-dressage-riderr]

saw your tetro post—I personally hate gay people with such vigor that it makes me want to express it in violent ways, so, now with that preamble put of the way and our mutual understanding of the tone this ask will convey, I shall get to the point.

you should experence great harm. including, but not limited to: impalment, decapitation, burning, execution, strangulation, staking, and general anguish that c9me with stabbings, shootongs, and burgeonings.

your post filled me with such seething, mind-numbing rage that have broken my kind, polite demeanor to send you this. I would say I'm sorry—but I am not.

have an awful day.

hello anon,,,,,thats certainly a LOT of ways maybe I'll look into it,,,, Kyaaa such a mean anon

you have an awful day too ✧٩(ˊωˋ*)و✧☆(ゝω·)v☆(ゝω·)v

I'm gonna find you and freeze dry you ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

[the-future-is-chrome]

um ☝️ we can’t let children have puberty blockers because it makes permanent changes to their body!!!11!!!1 we should just let them go through a completely different permanent change to their body but this time it makes them want to kill themself 😊😊😊👍👍

[luvisour]

i have bestkotlcbookophobia so when i saw this in my school library i screamed and almost passed out.. it was crazy

[freehugzz]

I was giggling while I drew this

[donutshark2763]

Im sorry but I have to admit so much of the LOTS fandom is so incredibly fake. You're telling me people dont even know who NOAH is? they've heard of them like once and dont even know they are?? Wow. Imagine knowing a characters "name" and nothing else. (Literally half of the main cast knows them.) You guys are telling me you've watched the whole show and you dont even know who mikayla is?? Come on. Genuinely if your favorite character is Sean, michael, crown, cb, or pb you are probably a poser. There is literally such a huge cast of characters and everyone chooses one of those five? Suspicious.

Like guys, if you're going to fake a favorite character, at least pick a lesser known one. My favorite is the asterisk in the title of the show (genuinely. im not just saying that for attention )