[text] Name 3 chicks in history you'd want to get your dick sucked by.
[text] Marilyn Monroe, that chick from Baywatch, Lindsay Lohan. Done.
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[text] Name 3 chicks in history you'd want to get your dick sucked by.
[text] Marilyn Monroe, that chick from Baywatch, Lindsay Lohan. Done.
[text] Not not important. I could just think of better things. [text] Do you even know how to cook? No you don't have to bring anything. Fair warning though my youngest brother is going to be fascinated at you and Jade in the same room. I'll ask him not to stare though.
[text] I don’t even wanna know.
[text] Yes, I know how to cook. I did it all the time back when my mom was working two jobs and I had to feed my little brother. It’s nothing that would get me on Masterchef but it’s edible. Is he? You don’t have to do that.
[text] Whatever I use my mouth for better shit [text] Probably not gonna be that organized. Gonna be chaos actually but Jade is coming and you're her family so you should be there. If you want to be there.
[text] You don’t think talking is important?
[text] That’s fine. I thrive better on chaos anyways. Besides, i’m not that great at the whole family thing. But if you guys want me there I think I can make an appearance. Should I make or take anything?
[text] No I'm not gloating. Just talking I guess. [text] I was wondering if you wanted to do like a family dinner thing Sunday
[text] Yeah, I guess I forgot how shitty you were at small talk.
[text] A family dinner thing? Like a sitting around a table and talking about what’s been going on in our lives lately thing?
[text] That's a little dramatic, it's not like I came on it. [text] ...I think
[text] I’d rather be safe then sorry.
[text] Did you really just text me to gloat about your sex life with my sister?
[text] You also stole your sister's dress. [text] I remember hiking it up while I ate her out in the backseat of her car.
[text] I really could gone my whole life without that mental image, thanks creep.
[text] I’ll remember to sanitize anything i borrow from her from now on. Twice.
[text] Alright, I'll see you soon.
[text]: See you soon.
[text] Cool if I come over now? Curfew and everything.
[text]: Yeah. You can.
[text]: I’m home. My actual home.