#save emma

[opheliaintherushes]

As someone who works in addiction prevention and recovery, I'm so glad I took a vow of silence on The Pitt before this episode because...

[lorem-and-or-ipsum]

I can’t believe The Promised Neverland anime pulled a Batman vs Superman

[swanprincessswift]

After Charming Save Emma -  3x01

[plain-belly-sneetch]

Psst, hey little children:

If you're thinking about watching the OUAT musical episode because you might miss an important plot point:

You won't.

Not unless you have a hankering to see Emma Swan die for Stepford Wife Emma Jones to rise from the painful ashes in a cheesy musical number that was super out of place at the end of the episode on a CGI roof, after the singing-related shenanigans were supposed to be over. Oh. And apparently all the Heroes were in such a rush to marry Emma off to her future emotionally abusive husband that nobody verified that the BIG CLOUD OF EVIL had been disarmed in the clock tower, thus setting off the Black Fairy's curse right on schedule.

There. You're all caught up now.

[lastcall-firstchair]

My family used to prank each other all the time. My dad loved his newspaper so one time I spread it out across the couch and giggled with my mom. My dad used to unlatch the tube rope when we went tubing on our boat then drove away, leaving me floating there for a minute in the middle of the lake (he'd always come back obvs). My uncle once told me that the pool vacuum was voice directed so I spent an hour yelling into the pool. My mom hated electric can openers so one year for Christmas my dad and I bought her one. We laughed together. It gave us a great relationship. We always were joking about each other. Coming from a land of pure fuckery, I can stand here and say what DaddyOFive is doing is NOT pranking or joking. It is abuse and it is wrong, and my heart breaks for those children

[fanaticofshows]

Captain swan wedding...

[swanprincessswift]

Emma & Killian after the ice cave.

[plain-belly-sneetch]

Hook’s number is very generically Gaston. He keeps repeating “revenge!” like a parrot, and there’s a bit in the chorus about “rip out his spine” sooo...how about instead of cooing over the “fetus!wife” we just save her instead, please?

And yes, he loses bonus points for going to Rumpelstiltskin to whine about revenge and darkly mutter about “skinning a Crocodile” over his unconscious body he just knocked out with poison.