Okay, so imagine. Some form of crossover where a bunch of shapeshifters from different works of fiction and their non-shapeshifter companions are all thrown together, and the shapeshifters just start trolling EVERYONE. So, like, Numair picking up a cat and kissing it on the head because he thinks it’s Daine, only to panic and drop it when it shouts “HEY!” in Maui’s voice. Hazel frantically apologizing for making a flirty comment at Daine because “I really thought you were Frank!” Nimona casually walking by as Frank just to be obnoxious. Lord Blackheart scolding Polgara for a good five minutes before he realizes she’s not Nimona.
Lord Blackheart: “Wait, which one’s the dolphin?”
Sir Goldenloin: “That’s a porpoise.”
Lord Blackheart: “You don’t even know the difference between a dolphin and a—wait a minute, you’re not Ambrosius!”
Character previously thought to have been Sir Goldenloin: *shapeshifts into Belgarath and runs away laughing*