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Three Goblin Art
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Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
NASA
Not today Justin
hello vonnie
$LAYYYTER

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Love Begins
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#extradirty
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@thequeenoffishburrito
I’m Romanian and I didn’t even know that’s what drujba meant, oh my god, this is hilarious.
*Revs chainsaw* THIS IS SHAPED LIKE A FRIEND
I just realized this makes solving things with the power of friendship much more interesting
>wine enjoyers be like 'this one is so very dry'
>taste it
>it's wet
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 4
Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 6
Howl Jenkins Pendragon (Howl’s Moving Castle)
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Haha funny twitter image redraw I’m on vacation
Happy Valentines day everyone! I decided to make a comic about something I’ve wanted to talk about for a long time, which was my relationship with romance while being on the Aromantic spectrum. Sorry for the length, enjoy!
KOSA again, with a different name… and they’re trying to sneak it past you before July 4th. CALL YOUR REPS!
Buried inside the KIDS Act are provisions that will push online services to verify all users’ ages, require government-directed moderation p
Like the man said…the shadow takes another form and ruses again. Time to make some calls and let them know we’re watching.
Just called my senator and the aide said "Yeah, you're not the first person we've heard from about this today." It is 9:45 in the morning and she already had that weary tone.
So keep calling--the needle is moving!
Marvel really fumbled Blade so bad Mahershala Ali said okay I'm gonna do my own Blade knockoff and make him muslim. and it fucks.
I will always care more about the supportive cishet boyfriend at pride than i will about the wannabe cop queer person interrogating every “straight looking” couple to make sure they’re “queer enough” to be there btw. Don’t worry about your cishet boyfriend, he’s sitting with me eating an ice cream wearing a homemade little pride bracelet around his arm and he is the happiest he’s ever been in his life :]
Just watched a USAmerican make hot chocolate with water... harrowing
Put American this time.. I also do this … 😭💔
what the hell man 😭 it looked so gross and watery, like she put in a splash of milk afterwards??? girl this isn't coffee 😭
#scaringyou #getscared
It’s very watery. I won’t drink it otherwise/jk
#instantEVERYTHING #familysized
Brother why is the powder white
#another-water-hotchocolate-maker-here
#on-account-of-not-being-able-to-drink-milk
#lactoseintolerant
#also-hotchocolate-made-with-water-isnt-really-supposed-to-look-watery
#sure-not-as-thick-as-made-with-milk-but-if-it-looks-watery-something-went-wrong
The powder is white bc it’s milk powder bc I don’t buy milk anymore .. #expensive #mybrotherhasafridandhewouldntstopddrinkingmilksowehadtogoforthenextbestthingandhedoesdrinkitsoigitsfineitsjustkindaannoying
#proof
Also it’s not even hot, I’m a cold hot chocolate drinker 😔 ig it’s just chocolate milk but actually not really.
Cold hot chocolate is simply the best I also drink coffee like that- but you're making hot chocolate with milk powder??? Not just the water and hot chocolate powder???
#is-that-not-just-making-hot-chocolate-with-milk?
#hot-chocolate-with-milk-extra-steps?
Yeah if it's made with milk powder that counts as making it with milk, i was talking specifically about someone making it with straight up water. And yes it did look watery, like coffee
And then after she added (oat) milk
So I’ve been making hot chocolate with milk with extra steps? But don’t some hot chocolate brands also use dry milk..? Are they making hot chocolate with milk with less steps?? Eh.
Also horrendous use of a splash of milk lmfao what is that supposed to do 😭
Not where I live they don't 💀 it's just chocolate powder
[ID: a paper poster that says: “HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? / NOW YOU HAVE :)”. there is a picture of Kyan Reki from Sk8 the Infinity smiling between the lines of text. /End ID.]
Kontekst: dawca plemnika wziął i umarł, a jego córka nie posiada się z radości. ENG: Don’t sleep at all. May the worms devour you.
Context: The sperm donor finally dropped dead and his daughter couldn’t be happier.
i have a story for you, tumblr. last year my coworkers and I were riding in a golf cart at a music festival passing out drinks to people, because the festival had been cancelled that day and everyone was trying to make the best of a bad situation. after some time we spot a guy on the other side of the road dressed as lord farquaad, walking alone. we yell, “LORD FARQUAAD! DO YOU WANT A DRINK??” dude yells an affirmative, walks into the road without looking, gets hit by a fucking car, and goes flying.
I really need you to picture a lord farquaad being dummy yeeted into the air by an incoming vehicle while a golf cart of inebriated, glitter and mud plastered coworkers are full-on horror movie screaming together. before we can even process this, lord farquaad gets up like 🤪 how bout that drink?? completely okay, utterly unphased, red hat and bob wig still locked the fuck in. we check on him several times, all talking over each other, and while he’s calmly and pleasantly assuring us he’s fine, he passes each one of us a tiny jesus figurine. he bestows a “god bless you all” and then resumes his jaunt, drink in hand.
after that we drove in total relieved hysterics, the kinda laughter that only happens when you narrowly avoided catastrophe. and i have NO idea if the driver that hit him even said a word because my entire consciousness in that moment was farquaad, there was only farquaad. I hope that he reads this one day and knows that he is STILL talked about and regarded as some sort of festival cryptid. we are blessed indeed
I def think everyone should carry a healthy amount of skepticism in an age where virality is often more prioritized than the truth but!! behold, a piece of my workplace’s holiday mailer. my coworker is the designer of this mailer and she included all sorts of references to our experiences in 2025. she was one of my coworkers on the golf cart with me and of course, included an ode to farquaad
sometimes magical and weird things do really happen
so wildly obnoxious when you agree with the starting point of someone's stance only for them to hard turn into things you DON'T agree with and now you have to defend the thing that was originally annoying you
"too many authors in the current market are focusing on selling 'spice' instead of telling interesting stories"
"oh yeah, i agree. i started reading one that i heard a lot about and it just wasn't-"
"and it's all of these women reading their fucking mommy porn out in public like FREAKS"
*through gritted teeth* "people should be allowed to read whatever they want, and actually these books should be left alone and you should shut up about it"