#save the squirrels

[questionableadvice]

~ Arno Rolls’ Squirrel Restaurants, Manchester, Eng., 1933

Not a restaurant for squirrels, although that would be cool. A little more info over here.

[thebois]

Ian rapping in his outro

[lettadalokislayter]

[theoriginalliamjones]

Do you have an opinion on animal research/testing? It's kind of an awesome concept because instead of poisoning yourself and dying horribly, you just off a Neverland squirrel and live happily ever after with your only family. Less grieving and pirating and agony all around. Or... or you could go with being stubborn and making your little brother forever regret goading you into unintentional suicide... That works too. I appreciate your commitment to animal welfare?

“It was hardly dedication to squirrels,” Liam said with a heavy sigh. “I never intended to leave Killian with that burden. I never intended to leave him at all. I didn’t expect…" he shook his head. “I didn’t see any squirrels in any case.”

[lettadalokislayter]

Me, every time something remotely irritating happens in the iDubbbz fandom:

[iturmom]

this is the family of squirrels living under my house! this is my bedroom window so they are just right there under my bedroom basically, i see them run in and out of that little hidey hole all the time but i’ve never seen them all together! they came out a few minutes ago and they all just sat around at the hidey hole. you can see one of them that’s halfway in and out of the hole, and i’m not sure where the other one is in this pic, but yeah, they were just chillin. sometimes they would look at me but i think they realized i can’t get to them through the window. also, i deserve appreciation for this pic because the only camera i have access to is a laptop camera and i had to position it funky to get this pic so someone appreciate it!

also, there are so many black squirrels in texas and it’s wacky. i had never seen them before moving here and every time i see them it makes me think of idubbbz “save the squirrels initiative” lol. and just the wild factor of a family of black squirrels LIVING UNDER MY BEDROOM!!

edit: THERE ARE FOUR OF THEM!!! can you see them all? look, in the second pic, the one lil guy is looking RIGHT AT THE FUCKING CAMERA!!

it is ABSURD how adorable these little guys are. they are like tiny cats the way they interact with each other. they have now begun to venture out from the hidey hole and survey the area a little bit and there is one, i wish i could get a good picture, and he is just standing on the bottom stair WITH HIM LITTLE ARM ON THE STAIR ABOVE HIM JUST LEANING ON IT LIKE THAT CAT FROM THAT MEME THAT’S LIKE LEANING AGAINST A CAR I THINK

I AM GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND THESE LITTLE GUYS ARE SO HECKIN ADORABLE

edit again: THERE ARE FIVE OF THE LITTLE FREAKS THEY ARE SO SMOL AND CUTE I’M GONNA DIE

[theoriginalliamjones]

How is the society for the protection of neverland squirrels coming along? Have you filed for tax exempt status yet? 🐿

*sigh* There is no such thing. And there are no squirrels that I've seen in the Underworld, from Neverland or anywhere else.

And as far as tax exemption, there is no such thing in the Underworld. Have you ever heard the expression "nothing is sure but death and taxes"? Well...

[theoriginalliamjones]

The firist martyr to the cause of the Neverland Squirrel Protection and rehabilitation. We'll build you a statue and make it into a suet feeder so the squirrels never forget your sacrifice.

“I’m still unclear on whether Neverland Squirrels even exist,” Liam said, shaking his head. “And what they need protection from. And what caused them to need rehabilitation. But I should probably tell Milah they are making a statue of me. She was miffed enough that I didn’t mention the possibly imaginary squirrels. She’ll never let me live down a statue.”