“Gakusei” Kai Forbath Has a Pleasant Time
After his first ever week playing for the Gakusei Kai Nickelsnatchers, spot starter “Gakusei” Kai Forbath reportedly had a wonderful time filling in at kicker for Greg Zuerlein, who was on bye.
“It was a really lovely time here on the Nickelsnatcher squad,” Forbath said, “Everyone was so welcoming, and I never would have guessed that Rico Gathers is an enchilada masterchef.”
Of course, despite his team-perfect moniker, many expect Forbath to be on the chopping block after this week, due to the fact that no one in their right mind keeps two kickers on a fantasy team. When asked whether he’s thought of his future, Kai had to say, “I hope I put in a good enough performance to stick around, but you know what, the cookie crumbles the way it does, and if this was my only week here, I can be thankful for that. I wish everyone the best, and will stay in touch via handwritten letters on my own personal stationary.”
“Gakusei” Kai will be available all day signing autographs outside the Gakusei Kai house, while he waits for his complimentary KAI “Kai” jersey, which no one has had the heart to tell him was not ordered due to budget cuts.
