(surely nobody saw me post a completely unfinished draft responding to this ask. no definitely not. don't say a WORD okay)
Key: Tattletell, Tattlecast
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Can I ask if that's cannibalism?
No, because that'd give away their identity and it-
Who wouldn't know who he is?!
SHH! The mic's still on!
OH, UH- *ahem* W-welcome to the show, newbie tattletale!☆ Glad to have ya.
You're- hehe, quite an excitable fellow, aren't you?
Ya know, I'unno why ya were so surprised 'bout some guy eatin' meat if you were in BBQ of all places. This one yo-kai made it his home 'cause of all the meat they eat there!
Or maybe his influence is why so many people there like meat?
Ah, whatever the case, I like yer energy "anon".☆ I'm real curious 'bout how that star burger tasted though—curious 'bout BBQ food in general, really. Maybe I shouldn't ask this guy though, 'cuz sum'n tells me he'll have a bit o' 'Merican bias...
*sigh* You can't...say that.