#saw.talks

[fixielixie]

any hollanov character analysis that relies solely on the novels is instantly irrelevant to me bc rr cannot consistently characterise any of her characters, their needs motives and ideals change to fit her plot with no regards to what was previously established. can’t exactly use that as ‘proof’ for a take when two lines later it’s immediately contradicted

[fixielixie]

i feel bad for the people that follow me after a wholesome hollanov post i made blows up because the next post i’ll probably make is about ilya forcing shane to piss himself

[fixielixie]

im gonna b really brave and say FUCK THAT FUCKING DOG ILYA GETS IN TLG!!!!! the dog plot is such a waste of time!!!!! lets ilyas hobbies still b drugs and partying wtffffff

[fixielixie]

shane centric fic that’s literally all about him winning his three stanley cups in excruciating shane detail and it’s like 100k words long and we go into how good shane is at hockey and how much he loves it and how he’s rewarded for that love!!!!

[fixielixie]

something something shane pisses himself yummyyy

[fixielixie]

trying to help my friend going through a Lesbian Break Up rn

[fixielixie]

when ur gf writes smut and says it was inspired by how good it feels to fuck u 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[fixielixie]

shane is sucking toes i just know it