wwx's canonical omega slick

ao3 || hollanov lover || chronic yapper

[fixielixie]

glory to the hole 13.7k

Has Hollander been… sucking other guys' dicks? There’s no way he learnt this all from porn - Ilya wouldn’t be surprised if Hollander had his computer child locked, he seems like the type of prude to faint at the sight of a breast. But he can’t help but notice there’s a self-assuredness to Hollander’s movements now, a far cry from that first instinct driven blowjob he had given back in Toronto.

or ilya rozanov's descent into madness caused by shane hollander's rapidly improving blow job skills. or when shane hollander wants to be the best at something, his dedication knows no bounds. ilya suffers for it

tags: glory hole, so many blow jobs, ilya being mean, just the tip, accidental creampie, dom ilya and sub shane click HERE or the title for link

[fixielixie]

daddy's home 3.9k

“So sad,” Ilya coos and Shane looks away, his lip jutting out against his will. He gets a pinch on his cheek for his efforts. “I will help, hm?” Shane side eyes him. “And how exactly are you gonna do that?” It’s not hard to figure out what Ilya is thinking, not when he bares his teeth and winks at Shane, so beautiful it makes Shane’s breath stutter in his chest. “I know a few ways to get you out of your head, I think.”

Shane and Ilya have one more day left in the cottage and Shane can't get out of his head to enjoy the moment. Ilya has an idea on how to spend their last evening together before they meet again. tags: daddy kink, cnc, a little face slapping, spit as lube, sappy hollanov and shanes special lil mind click HERE or the title for link

[fixielixie]

currently writing daddy ilya fic, with dumb baby shane 🙂‍↕️✊ a kinda continuation of the sick blow job fic

[fixielixie]

shane, after he starts hooking up with ilya, wants to explore more of this weird gay side of himself but is too scared to find anyone to hook up with. so researches and finds out about glory holes. when he’s on road trips in cities that are less hockeybrained he goes to known cruising clubs and wears a mask and a cap and is so scared but still he gets on his knees in a bathroom and opens his mouth and gets face fucked all night and he fucking loves it. he hates that he loves it, he goes back to his hotel room and he’s so disgusted in himself but he can’t stop doing it.

cue ilya finding out about it and making it his mission to get his dick sucked by shane through a glory hole without him knowing that it’s ilya

[fixielixie]

so when are we gonna start talking about shane getting sloppy drunk and ilya having sex with him… DUBIOUSLY

[fixielixie]

am i too woke or is saying that fem!hollanov having different D/s dynamics… weird. bc i saw someone on twitter talking about how fem!hollanov for them would be switches bc “ilya's topisms come from russia's cultural understanding of masculinity and queer stereotyping” and like… i don’t even have the energy to unpack that.

i also think fem!shane would be femme for a majority of her career due to preconceived notions of femininity and trying to cling to ideas of being a ‘women’ even in a ‘masculine’ sport. i think fem!ilya would give less of a fuck about femme/butchness of it all bc any version of ilya doesn’t give a fuck about other peoples perception.

[fixielixie]

people are so BORING on twitter is2g…,,,, why do they need ilya to be a soft boy consent king barely dom needy service top so bad 😭 in context of the book/show it doesn’t even make sense too. sure, he checks in and isn’t idk Evil. but he’s also domineering and willing to push shane to do things they might not have talked about before (eating his ASS in ep 2) like saying ilya is only soft and sweet is just not even true for the book.

ilya canonically likes to make shane embarrassed and makes fun of him during sex, ilya canonically calls him a slut, ilya canonically does things that pushes shane’s boundaries and are lk under negotiationed. ilya can love and cherish shane while also being mean to him 😭

[creamsiclemelt]

hello ms creamsicle! i have a question about Shane leaving the Metros at the end of TLG. no pressure to answer!

if he was a free agent and he decided that he wanted to go, is there anything that the Metros could have done to make him stay? like, would they have had any way to keep him, if they wanted to, if he was determined to leave?

thank you for your time!

helloooo

so, like legally and contractually, no there's nothing they could do to make him stay. but there's other things they could have offered him, including a massive phat fucking contract with lots of bonuses.

and then there's like, definitely probably not allowed to unethical to straight up fucked up but things they would have maybe implied offered. there very much could have been a wink wink nudge nudge what if we were planning on firing this coach anyways... if you'd like that... maybe there's a coach you'd like us to consider instead shane? hey we heard you have a problem with this dude, we don't really want Locker Room Bad Guys around so we can get rid of him. to some extent, even 'hey we heard pike's contract is coming to an end... what if we signed him to a nice little deal ahead of it being expired?' even, hey we heard this guy is on the market....do you want to play with him? we could try to trade for him... what do you think? hypothetically?

(I can not emphasize enough just how hard they would do all of this and more if it kept shane in montreal)

[fixielixie]

idk why people can accept that shane likes being bullied but not the fact that ilya likes bullying shane. if anything, shane likes it because ilya likes it. i bet if he hadn’t met someone like ilya shane would have been having boring, unsatisfying sex for the rest of his life because he wouldn’t have thought that anything else was possible. ilya created a space for shane to feel desire instead of just being desired.

[fixielixie]

the expression on shanes face when ilya asks him if he likes girls is something that sparks so much joy in me. you can tell he clearly thought he had gotten away with convincing ilya that actually yes he is super chill and not at all Gay hes just like one of the boys who loves banging women nothing to see here. so when ilya brings it up again hes so thrown LMAOOO like the flinch and the look of complete fear god its so funny shane i love you

[fixielixie]

i support making shane hollander humiliated and teary!!! rahhhh

make him so embarrassed that his cheeks are red and his fists are clenched and he’s tearing up and he’s stuttering trying to defend himself !!!!! and he’s so overwhelmed by it !!!!! he can’t even think !!!!! he’s so horny and so humiliated and he can’t do anything about it!!!

[fixielixie]

I just love the idea of ilya being so so mean and belittling and mocking in public and shane is right where he wants to be 😋😋

Ilya would be kinda subtle with it too, kind of just implying that shane’s only a pretty face, it’s a surprise he can even tie his skates himself, yadda yadda. And shane gets all flushed and quiet.

And maybe Hayden’s like, uhhh that’s my boy? That’s my boy with the highest hockey iq in the league why don’t you shut the fuck up right now. And Shane then has to give hayden a quick rundown on degradation kink. 😁

same vibe as ilya saying shane has a weak back hand, its fun becuase it isnt True. even better if when hayden starts to get pissy and defensive, ilya tells him its just chirping and fun, dont make such a big deal out of it. like shanes not even allowed to chose that for himself.

and it does start out as chirping, and at first shane is like fuck u, you dont know anything, like youre any better. but it slowly starts getting more sexual, shane would make a good wife, shane has a good mouth, shane is so easy. and hayden is so dense he's barley following along bc ilya just drops its so randomly in a conversation that its almost hard to follow but shane always hears it.

[fixielixie]

shane making hayden take a pay cut so that ilya can be traded to montreal instead of ottawa. actually no, YUNA making hayden take a pay cut. and also forcing the GM to trade their second line centre, a high draft pick rookie AND a veteran so her son doesnt have to date a LOSER who plays for OTTAWA. meanwhile hayden is like why do i have to take a paycut but not shane and everyone looks at him in dead silence until he takes it back

[fixielixie]

sensory seeking shane who Likes getting hit and spanked hard bc the pressure and the sting and the tingles feels soooo good yummmm

[fixielixie]

yesss shane babied and humiliated and horny in public yesss more please!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!! i love the idea of hollanov getting freakier with time, like it just keeps escalating and no one around them is safe. they always have some weird psycho-sexual thing going on and everyone has to get used to it. PLUS ilya is really good at playing off anything that would genuinely make people uncomfortable. god, this might be crazy but ilya spiking shanes drink with something as a surprise while theyre at dinner with hayden or whatever. and shane starts to feel it kick in and hes panicking, ilya keeps playing fake concern "oh no, baby. whats wrong, you're not feeling good?" and hes using this soft and gentle tone, but only shane can see how sharp his eyes are, the slight curl of his lip. he's using the voice that makes shane think Daddy and everything is starting to blur together, home and outside and where are they again? ilya is petting his head, cooing "poor you, not feeling good?" and shane is soooo gone, hes leaning over, can barely keep his head up meanwhile hayden is like,,,, um hey does he need a doctor or something???

cut to ilya being like "im just gonna put him in bed, ill be back in a min." and ilya fucks shane with the bedroom door open and hayden is just sitting there listening to shane calling ilya daddy and crying and sounding so out of it like "?"

[fixielixie]

another late night though but!!

ilya being lowkey a dick to shane when he’s already overwhelmed. maybe they’re out a bar with the centaurs, somewhere public. he picks up on the cues of an overwhelmed, overstimulated shame and pushes, pushes, pushes.

roughly pats shane’s thigh arrhythmically, even when he pushes ilyas hand away. tries to rope shane into conversation with the team. scolds shane for not looking him in the eye when he talks.

shane breaks. not dramatically, but tears fill his waterline and his lip quivers. and ilya gets to play the hero!! gets to coo and run his thumbs under shane’s eyes and play the ever-competent partner. gets to infantilize shane in front of the team in a way that he could never get away with when shane is not on the cusp of a meltdown.

and all the centaurs think he’s the partner of the year. win-win!

YOUR MIND OMGGGGJGJGGJGJJFJF nooooooo i fucking love this and shane is sooo angry when he’s less overwhelmed and upset but sooo turned on bc he was so vulnerable in public and ilya had it so under control 😭😭😭 like being Known so well that ilya can emotionally edge him 🫪

we as people need to start writing about this!!!!! ilya using his powers for evil !!!!

[fixielixie]

Sorry if this is tmi just had possibly the hardest orgasm of my life to your fanfiction thank you for your service I hope amazing things come to you no pun intended

wow!!!!!! it’s an Honour and a Privilege that ur jerking it to my fics!!! if i could put this on my cv i would 😩 this is doing great things for my ego so thank YOU 🫵