#say a command

[glitterthroughthenight]

it's all fun and games until your Blackberry tells you to 'say a command'...

[annielostfinnick]

BLACKBERRY SAY A COMMAND

MY FRIEND:Go die.

PHONE:Command not recognized.

MY FRIEND:Put yourself in a plastic bag and throw yourself into a river.

PHONE:Please try again.

MY FRIEND: I hope Cato chops your head off.

PHONE:Command not recognized.

MY FRIEND: I'll get Josh on you.

PHONE:Command not recognized.

MY FRIEND:I'm gonna kill myself.

PHONE:Try again.

MY FRIEND: *sigh*

PHONE:Slag.*closes down*

[jtwritesletters]

getting my phone out my pocket usually goes like this..

Stupid Blackberry Woman: say a command..

Me: oh please will you just FUCK OFF!?!?!

[unusuallyunbelievable-blog]

Phone: Say a Command.

Me: NO.

Friend: Omgg, youre so mean to her... Be nice to the Say a Command Lady.

[bostonaintyourkindatown-blog]

Best facebook page ever: "When your blackberry says "say a command" and you tell it to "fuck off""

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[timothyearly-blog-blog]

Say a Command

So on my old school Blackberry the one with the ball, there's the button on the side where if you press it some lady obnoxiously loud goes "Say a command BEEP". Usually when this happens I say "How about shut up". Not once in my life have I ever pressed this button on purpose. This button only seems to go off when your in a silent class room taking a test, or while the professor is getting super into their lecture, or when you sit down to have lunch with some super beautiful girl. But it occurred to me what If that lady were real and she was your personal concierge but no one knew it because no one uses that button.  "Say a command BEEP" "..uh yeah lemme get 3 strips of bacon, and animal style In-n-Out burger and a new Mercedes." ... *doorbell rings* "wow that was fast! thanks!"

Blackberry would really be on to something with that...

-T