Feb 20, 2015
Profiling
When I'm in the subway and I want to sit down to read my new 800-page book - which is great but requires my glasses to be fixed because it's written in very very small-, I know that if I target a row with only Chinese-speaking people at least of them will get up at Canal St. I feel so racist when I do that and so close to the NYPD cops. But the truth is it usually works.
I also try to do this with hipsters. Usually they get off at Union Sq to take the L. But it's less reliable, they're everywhere now.