#sayakamis commandments

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The Almighty blue one has hereby decreed that any dark haired, glasses wearing magi, with said dark hair in braids, by the name of Akemi Homura, may at any time take rest and refuge in the heavens of her amazingness Miki Sayaka. All she need do is speak the words, and it shall be granted. Upon doing so, she will be treated completely for any medical condition or wound, and her contract may be removed if she so wishes.

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Once that had been done, the goddess decreed that all magical girls now possess the ability procreate with one another if they use their magic to make it possible.

The next thing that the goddess decreed was that there would now be eight days in a week instead of seven. The eighth day shall be called ‘Sayakaday’.

This new day must be observed, for it is the holiest of days. On Sayakaday, all red heads named Sakura Kyoko shall present themselves, wearing a frilly dress, animal ears, and a tail, to the almighty blue one as offerings of peace and prosperity.

Thus it is commanded by her grace Miki Sayaka, the holy guiding blue light of the universe. Amen.

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Then she decreed that all greenettes by the name of Shizuki Hitomi have their eyes opened to the yuri. Especially between certain versions of Miki Sayaka and said Hitomis.

And the goddess saw that this was good.