#saynotoprancing

[theemotionalpony]

Watch this guys; this is how to keep your human in the servant-zone... Small human: -goes in for a little hug- Manu: -casually evades the assault with a swift turn of the head and follows up with a big wet snort- #donttrythisathome #manUvre ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Do you have a nickname for your horse? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING (at Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqcfYAwhpp3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=gdgwbw4hj1d9

[theemotionalpony]

They call it hay fever, I call it 2-legger-fever. The closer she gets to my face, the more inclined I am to throw my head down to snort. Sorry can’t help it! It’s just a primal instinct you know. A-aaa-aaaaaCHOOOOOOO #allergies #soznotsoz ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What was the funniest mistake you’ve ever made with your horse? - for us it’s definitely trying to mount without tightening the girth 😂 WHOOPS! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING https://www.instagram.com/p/BqZ94wxBsaI/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=d8p5om7g76fx

[theemotionalpony]

Exams are over and small human will hopefully return to being somewhat tolerable. Thought I deserved a glass of wine after putting up with her drama, but apparently I’m not allowed wine, so this merlot pad will have to do instead. -pauses for 10 seconds- ... I don’t feel any difference? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What does your horse do that gives you a headache? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING (at Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqXT4VZhf1a/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ikoeg3glnzeo

[theemotionalpony]

Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask. They call me MANE. #manupls #overdramatic ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Can you guess the movie Manu and King watched last night? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING (at Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqUvTpqBGp3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1wg0sgtmpbms8

[theemotionalpony]

Females like chocolate, females like sparkly things, so I popped on my MILK CHOCOLATE pad with glitter sprinkle trim. That should do the trick. Hey Gidge, look!! Baby girl, LOOOOOK!!! ...why isn’t she throwing herself at me? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ WEEKEND! What are your plans? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING (at Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqSL-1tBhkM/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=5doggvj187dr

[theemotionalpony]

Small human goes: ‘I love you Manunu..’ and as I turn to side-eye her I catch a glimpse of myself in the puddle reflection and I whinny contently.. ‘I love me too’ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What does your horse love the most? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING (at Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqPmjBRBlnu/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=he8a6zasnu7i

[theemotionalpony]

Oh great I see you’ve brought back the #gwenstefaniinthe90s hairdo... 🎵 NO NO DON’T SPEAAAAAAAAK I know just what you’re sayin’ so please don’t go explainin’ ....andidontknowthelyricsbutsmallhumancalledmeaturdddd oooooooHHHHHOOOHHHH ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Do you ever plait your horse? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING (at Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqNCiJLBkR9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1og4bb8oh2p48

[theemotionalpony]

HAY GUYS! Watch this! This my interpretation of small human during her exams, throwing fits and tantrums at the smallest inconveniences 😂 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Who else is sitting exams at the moment? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING (at Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqKcNBDBgJw/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ml2yghqvvymj