#says that

[deadwifecomplex]

Rewatching TOH, fully forgot Philip says the words "a round boy" and fucking choked

[anuspastor]

memorable Karl quotes

"Keys. Nice."

- Sniper Elite 3, Fort Rifugio

[vxhtdkggyigb]

I dreamt I was on a yacht that was getting pelted with massive waves and it was a highly precarious situation but also fun

[dandere-dumbass]

[hadestigers]

okay so yeah i was aware of That One Line the bachelor says to you in the haruspex route. what i was NOT aware of. is that its literally the first thing he says to you upon meeting you?

[smoothysmooth]

Me: “Did you find everything okay today sir?”

Sweet Looking Old Man: “Nah.. What aisle can I find some pretty girls?”

Me: “Awwwwweeee”

Him: “Bet I could fit five in my freezer.”

Me: “eeeeeeeeeh”

[achievementmicoo]

Not gonna lie it was a little jarring to hear Gavin say “see you cunts later”