A tornado of dumb @achievementmicoo - Tumblr Blog

I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.

mousenemy

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

helloitsbees

crazy to me that I've been on tumblr long enough to see the vast majority of posts i see on a daily basis evolve from superwholock and fandom shit to this

fluorescentbrains

oh………,,,,,,, ok

k62256

my first offering to the merlin fandom, good god i'm so obsessed. look at what i've done to my boy.

mephistopheles

what people flagrantly misunderstand about culturally iconic ‘logicians’ like spock and sherlock holmes is that they are fuckinggggg annoying. like you canNOT write for nor adapt either of these characters properly without understanding that they are admirable in many ways, yes, but they are repeatedly and gleefully, ON PURPOSE, fucking massive nuisances to literally every sane individual around them, all the time. they love bothering people, they LOVE it, it makes them SO HAPPY, and THAT, not their brilliance, is what makes them the best. spocks a BITCH

frog43

wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

naamahdarling

This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again.

luxiethefool

happy 10 years to wagon age oregons

spirkbitch

thinking about in The Price of the Phoenix when Spock thinks Kirk was killed and he tries to use Vulcan Control™️ to handle the grief.

then when that doesn’t work he says “well there’s still the human way” and then goes to fucking kill the guy

achievementmicoo

I know it's rather vague, but during the most recent off topic Gavin said "we have all the time in the world". And I get some serious immortal fahc vibes from that.

Los Santos reeked of the thick, hot scent of raging fire. Black smoke interrupted the bright red glare of the sun over the ocean and the heat of the summer was indistinguishable from the waves rolling off the burning city. They were down one jet, which lie in the smoldering wreckage of a building, and many of their tiny crew were hanging back and nursing their wounds. Michael himself was far from unscathed, but that was less concerning than the triumphant grin on Gavin’s face as he shaded his eyes from the crimson light. He had blood flecked in his golden hair and a smaller than expected bag of cash at his feet as he, Geoff, and Michael waited for pickup on the top of the bank. Michael hadn’t been with the crew long enough to understand why the disaster they just performed warranted a smile.

“What the fuck are you so happy about? Today wasn’t exactly a success,” Michael questioned, watching as Gavin turned his gaze to their leader and then back to look at Michael.

The sun silhouetted his lanky figure and cast dark shadows across his face, but his bright grin had no trouble being seen. “Today doesn’t matter. We have all the time in the word.”

#going through my old writing #wish I could do that still