Jun 7
Dismissed. That's a SBASAF expression for 'get out'!
Space Captainface, probably
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Dismissed. That's a SBASAF expression for 'get out'!
Space Captainface, probably
Please alert the chef that I will be reviewing this restaurant for my foodie archives. My species invented space travel in order to seek out strange new meals!
The King of Town, dressed as a space myoo-tant, exploring the Proud Anselmo's culinary options
Space Captainface: Log date 2254. Lieuteneral Captainface wanders through the galaxy, searching for new and weird life forms. Homestar: Morning, Stwong Bad! Space Captainface: Short trip.
Sensor: widdily-wee! widdily-wee! widdily-wee!
Strap: (Captain, this entire planet is made of widdily-wee.)
Stars above, you worry too much! If anything's gonna kill you, it's the autopilot!
Space Captainface, trying his least to reassure Strap
Lovecore this, cottagecore that! What about the warp core? It's gonna explode!
Space Captainface, probably
“Strap” Coopmore: (Captain! Captain, someone is replacing everyone on the ship with imposters who claim not to know me! We might be in a parallel dimension!)
Stinkoman: And you are?
“Strap”: (Uh, wait, is this… is this not the Proud Anselmo?)
Stinkoman: This is the Stinkowing. Did you get on the wrong ship?
(Strap realizes the bridge is staffed by the 20X6 cast)
“Strap”: (…@#$%! They all look the same!)
(He exits, passing by Cheatball)
Cheatball: (Who the hell was that?)
During my years on the Proud Anselmo, I have grown to respect a great many of you. Others, I have learned to tolerate.
Space Captainface, addressing his SBASAF co-workers