Incorrect Homestar Runner Quotes

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Cutesy Buttons: You'd shoot a man in the back?! Dangeresque: Well, it's the safest way, isn't it?

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Homestar: You're unduh awest for cawying thwee people on a motuhcycle! Strong Bad: Wait, did you say three? Homestar: Yes, thwee. Strong Sad: Oh, crap! Strong Mad: THE CHEAT FELL OFF!

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Rather Dashing: Only a heathen would bring a gun to a swordfight! Strong Bad: And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.

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Sci Fi Greg: And why does the robot girl need giant bouncing breasts? Japanese Culture Greg: 'Cause it's dope shit.

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I love the part of the Bible wewe God made pizza. I think it was in Second Mawinawa.

Homestar, probably

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Homestar: Yeah, sometimes I got to beat the ladies off with a stick. (Cut to Homestar poking Marzipan with a stick) Homestar: Back, woman! Back, I say!

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Strong Sad, decked out for a Renaissance Faire: Do you dare to cross foils with the greatest Saxon swordsman in the land? Haven't you the slightest idea who you're dealing with? Strong Bad: Precisely, a total idiot!

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Just like in Zelda, it's our mortal enemy, pottery!

Strong Bad, right before smashing some pots in the Peasant's Quest world

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Dangeresque: This couldn’t be a more obvious trap if there was a sign that said “Free Cookies!”

Dangeresque Too: Maybe, but I weally like cookies.

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How 'bout you go home and try doing a 100% run of your shower?

Strong Bad, probably

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[Deleted scene from sbemail 190: “licensed”]

Bubs: Pretty cool Strong Bad piñata, huh? I thought it should’ve had fireworks blasting out of it…

Bubs: But everyone kept saying things like, “that’s a fire hazard” and “please, not like last time…”

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Did that stop Abraham Lincoln when he was outnumbered by the Redcoats on D-Day? No. And when John Paul Jones and Ringo ran out of tea in Boston, did that stop them from throwing their party? Of course not! Yes, my friends; I, like George Jefferson before me, cannot tell a lie.

Gunhaver, giving an heroic speech

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Alright, I'm gonna give you a little feedback, since you seem to be proceeding through life like a cat without whiskers perpetually caught behind the refrigerator.

Bubs, giving Homestar some life advice

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Strong Bad on Trial

King of Town: Why did you conceive, plan, and execute this dastardly and scandalous crime? Strong Bad: I wanted the money.

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Strong Bad: (with a scowl and a resigned sigh) Hello, Homestar... Homestar: (cheerfully) Hi, Stwong Bad!

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King of Town: Do you drink? Coach Z: Heavily. It's a pernt of pride!

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Open Source Greg, re: So and So: She speaks Latin... Cheerleader: Oh, PLEASE tell me you're not crushing on that. Open Source Greg: Into a fine powder.