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Cosmic Funnies
Cosimo Galluzzi
JBB: An Artblog!
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Acquired Stardust
todays bird
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Not today Justin
Product Placement
RMH
pixel skylines
cherry valley forever
Jules of Nature
$LAYYYTER
styofa doing anything
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@incorrecthsrquotes
Baseball is always some guy who's a physically perfect spercimen bein' guided day and night by world class trainers, nutrashonists, and docters hopin' to beat a world racord set by some guy named Pickles Bitch in 1937 who lived on cigarorttes and moonshine and didn't exercise other than baseball games.
Coach Z, probably
Strong Sad: Why are you opening a new bag of chips when you haven’t finished the first one?
King of Town: Oh, these are just crumbs.
Strong Sad: Ok, I’ll throw them away then.
King of Town: NO! Don’t throw it away! There’s still crumbs in here!
Stonehenge actually sucks, and I hope someone pushes those rocks the hell over real soon.
Strong Bad, probably
Homsar: Aaaaaah spent thirty years as an email draft! Strong Bad: What?! Strong Sad: He said he spent thirty years as an email draft. Strong Bad: Oh, okay, thanks.
"He came, he grabbed, they conquered."
Bubs, probably
I always click the 'track package' button as soon as I get the email. 'Oh boy, I wonder where my package is?' Warehouse.
Strong Bad, probably
Cars these days have too many gadgets. I tried to reverse, and it played a video of someone getting run over by a car.
Bubs, probably
Marzipan: I know the ducks here are adorable, but don’t trust them. They’re pure evil.
Strong Bad: Uh… thanks for the tip.
Strong Sad: Two girls kissing? Isn't that kind of a cliche? Strong Bad: An incredibly HOT cliche!
Strong Bad: Can you people BE more condescending? Marzipan: I can try.
I was abandoned as a baby 'n' raised by a wild pack of cigarorttes.
Coach Z, probably
Here we are, in the middle of a crisis, and there's no cheesecake!
The King of Town, probably
For the millionth time, the First Amendment protects you from the government, not the Strong Bad.
Strong Bad, right before deleting an email accusing him of "censorship"
'Fatherless behavior'? Actually, he was there, and that's quite literally the whole problem.
Strong Bad, probably
Marzipan, texting Homestar: Where are you? Homestar: I FUCKED UP! Marzipan: How? Homestar: I went to India, not Indiana! Marzipan: Just tell me you don't love me. Homestar: (sends a pic of him standing in front of a temple in India) Marzipan: What the crap?! Homestar: HELP!
It's a gift. It's your parting gift, in that it'll part you; part of you here, part of you there, and part of you way over there, staining the wall.
Perducci, showing Dangeresque his latest death machine
Strong Bad, on the Internet: Ugh, people are shipping us. Homestar: To whewe?!