Sep 4, 2024
Sensor: widdily-wee! widdily-wee! widdily-wee!
Strap: (Captain, this entire planet is made of widdily-wee.)
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Sensor: widdily-wee! widdily-wee! widdily-wee!
Strap: (Captain, this entire planet is made of widdily-wee.)
Stars above, you worry too much! If anything's gonna kill you, it's the autopilot!
Space Captainface, trying his least to reassure Strap
“Strap” Coopmore: (Captain! Captain, someone is replacing everyone on the ship with imposters who claim not to know me! We might be in a parallel dimension!)
Stinkoman: And you are?
“Strap”: (Uh, wait, is this… is this not the Proud Anselmo?)
Stinkoman: This is the Stinkowing. Did you get on the wrong ship?
(Strap realizes the bridge is staffed by the 20X6 cast)
“Strap”: (…@#$%! They all look the same!)
(He exits, passing by Cheatball)
Cheatball: (Who the hell was that?)
Flight Engineer T'daveral: (to Strap and Lieuteneral Captainface) Oh hey, you guys are back early.
Space Captainface: Moon's haunted.
T'daveral: ...What?
Space Captainface: (loading a pistol) Moon's haunted.
You never know true beauty until you see Earth from space, or true terror until you hear someone knocking on the space station door from outside. You look through the porthole and see an astronaut, but all your crew is inside and accounted for. You use the comm to ask who it is and he says he’s Strap returning from a repair mission, but Strap is sitting right next to you in the command module and he’s just as confused as you are. When you tell the guy this over the radio he starts banging on the door louder and harder, begging you to let him in, saying he’s the real Strap. Meanwhile, the Strap inside with you is pleading to keep the airlock shut. It really puts life on Earth into perspective.
Space Captainface, probably
Space Captainface: What is WRONG with you, ship?!
Strap Coopmore: (hands Captainface a diagnostics read-out)
Space Captainface: Oh... pretty much everything.
Space Captainface: Strap, get us out of here!
Strap Coopmore: (translated from The Cheat) You bet your ass, captain!