#sbb application

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Application Accepted: Noriaki Kakyoin

Full Name: Noriaki Kakyoin Age: 17 Previous/Other Employment: None, currently Position You’re Applying For (See List Below): Front of house Relevant Experience/Skills: I’m fast on my feet with a quick reaction time, know how to keep a polite front with a customer service smile, have an insane amount of patience, can do quick math when required to do cashier duty, and am a fast cleaner that doesn’t complain when it comes to bussing. Do you have a history of criminal activity?: No. Are you okay with working with many spiders?: Absolutely. Spiders have always fascinated me, and I have no fear of them. Other Notes: If I am accepted, I look forward to working with everyone, and I aspire to take cooking classes, so I may re-apply for baker at some point in the future. Icon:

“An insane amount of patience and being able to keep polite... extremely important skills when working with any sort of customer. If you plan on taking classes in the future, I would be inclined to personally help pay for them in order to help you become a baker! Re-application will not be required. Welcome to the job, deary~”

@hiiercphant

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Application Accepted: Rokuya Nagi

Full Name: Rokuya Nagi Age: 19 Previous Employment: Member of IDOLiSH7, an idol group Position You’re Applying For: Front-of-house Relevant Experience/Skills: Well, I do have dazzling people skills! I’m very good with money, I’m outstanding with accounting, and I don’t mind cleaning up one bit. Even if that isn’t enough, I would love such a cute job! I could always learn and grow with your company. Do you have a history of criminal activity?: I assure you, I do not! Are you okay with working with many spiders?: I-I.. I… I will do this… Yes! Ahah… Other Notes: I have been referred to this job by Tsunashi Ryuunosuke! Icon: 

“I assure you, you are not the first, nor will you be the last, to have some trepidation about working with spiders. But in no time at all, you’ll forget you were ever worried~”

“I hope you enjoy working here, along with your friend~”

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Application Accepted: Todomatsu Matsuno

Full Name: Todomatsu Matsuno Age: 24 Previous Employment: None~ Position You’re Applying For: Front-of-house Relevant Experience/Skills: I used to work at a cafe in Tokyo. I worked as cashier and I bussed most of the time. Do you have a history of criminal activity?: Nope~ Are you okay with working with many spiders?: A-ah… I think I could get used to it… Other Notes: I’m really good with social situations– I can get along with almost anyone. I’m kind of a social butterfly, hehe ♡ Icon:

“That cafe experience should come in handy, but please, do be careful around the spiders...”

“I assure you, they won’t harm you unless you provoke them. With any luck, you’ll get used to their presence very quickly.”

@ojimatsu

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Application Accepted: Pearl

Full Name: Pearl Age: 21 Previous/Other Employment: Uh, if stuff from before I was taken here counts, I used to do the news and do live concerts with my partner Marina. We were an idol group, and I did the rapping! Position You’re Applying For (See List Below): Front-of-house Relevant Experience/Skills: Well, considering I used to have lots of fans back home, I have to be pretty good with people and able to put up with even weird stuff! Y'know. Those questions that famous people get. Those. If I can deal with that and interviews, I can deal with this. Plus, I can convince people to buy stuff really easily, too. People love fresh rhymes! Do you have a history of criminal activity?: Nope Are you okay with working with many spiders?: I guess so? Other Notes: I am interested in learning how to decorate cakes but I don’t know how yet. Also I can turn into a squid. I dunno why you would need me to do that, but yeah. I can’t do it for long because of the dumb scientists, anyways. Icon:

“If you can somehow use your rhymes and rapping to convince people to purchase more food, I will be impressed. And the cake decoration can be taught on the side, separate from your front-of-house hours, if you would like. You’d still get paid as if you were working, too~

Regardless, welcome~! I’m happy to work with you, Pearl.”

@pygmypearl

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Application Accepted: Edna

Full Name: Edna (Hephsin Yulind but that name is off the record) Age: 2000ish Previous/Other Employment: Definitely Not the Fight Club, Magilou’s Menagerie Position You’re Applying For (See List Below): Decorator, Specialty Chef (cookies and chocolates) Relevant Experience/Skills: I’ve been making and decorating cookies, chocolates, and other pastries for…not 2000 years, but at least 1000. I’m especially good at making chocolates and Palmier cookies. Do you have a history of criminal activity?: Nothing anyone can prove Are you okay with working with many spiders?: Spiders are fine. Other Notes: My other jobs are at night, so working during the day here will be fine. Icon:

“A thousand years is certainly enough experience to qualify; you will be more than welcome here. And luckily for you, we don’t even offer night shifts.

As for the criminal activity... nothing anyone can prove. But know that I am not the law, and I don’t need proof to act. Don’t bring the business a bad name, deary.”

@earlybloomerseraph

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Application Accepted: Natasha Romanova

Full Name: Natasha Romanova. Age: Appears late 20’s/early 30’s Previous/Other Employment: Previously part of Hive City Avengers. Position You’re Applying For: Front-of-house. Relevant Experience/Skills: Very pretty and very charming. Probably could convince anyone to buy pastries. Do you have a history of criminal activity?: Maybe. Are you okay with working with many spiders?: Very. Other Notes: Icon:

“Provided your criminal history stays history, and you don’t bring any problems here with you, it should be fine to keep you employed here. Best of luck in using your charm to boost sales, deary~”

@ubiytsar

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Application Accepted: Silver Chariot

NAME: Silver Chariot. AGE: A drawing of a sword with a circle around it. He’s not sure. OTHER EMPLOYMENT: I also work at Magilou’s Menagerie. POSITION: Delivery staff. EXPERIENCE: I’m very fast, and well-trained. I can run without jostling whatever I’m holding. CRIMINAL RECORD: None. WORKING WITH SPIDERS: I don’t think your spiders will attack me, so I’m fine with being around them. They’re actually kind of cute! NOTES: I’d like to learn more about preparing food, if you can ever spare the time.

“Assuming you truly can keep everything steady and not ruined by the time it reaches a customers door, you’ll make a fine delivery person. As for your note... I do recall you saying you’re not fond of spiders. Fix that problem first, and I’ll see what you can be taught.”

@petitarmure

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Application Accepted: Saburo

Full Name: Saburo Age: I don’t have an age. I’m a robot! Previous Employment: I don’t have one yet! Position You’re Applying For (See List Below): Delivery!

Relevant Experience/Skills: “I’m a fast runner and quick with reflexes! I won’t tired out like humans do, I’m a robot after all! So it’s ok for me to deliver any day and any time!“

Do you have a history of criminal activity?: Nope!

Are you okay with working with many spiders?: “Yea! I’m totally ok! They look so cool!” Other Notes: “And if owner-san wants me to help out with any heavy lifting or need help in general i can do that too!” Icon:

“You’ve certainly got a large advantage over humans when it comes to delivery, I would agree. So I am very happy that you’ve decided to apply! Welcome aboard~

P.S. The spiders think you look cool too.”

@pctrich0r