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A sburb scythe named occams razor

For @pesterquests

The ultimate weapon for an Heir of Life who LOVES cute animals and puzzles who uses tablelegkind?

As always, sorry for the fuckoff massive delay on this ask! In case you still need it, here’s the weapon:

Cleaved from the most ‘leg’endary table ever created, this table leg is one most gods are unworthy of - made of an advanced alloy of ironwood and 24 carat gold, this weapon not only stuns enemies with its unwieldiness, but shocks them with its deceptive heft.

The weapon can project strong vines out from it, serving to ensnare, debilitate, and otherwise maim enemies too distant to clobber. Further, if the user is in need of a way out of a crowd, they can crouch and slam the table leg as hard as they can into the ground, causing large thorns and moving vine tendrils to erupt out of the floor around them and knock enemies back off their feet. This can also be useful for area defence if needed, as the ability can be sustained.

Finally, the tableleg can be used to convert wild animals to your cause. Should you spot a wild animal you wish to convert, whack it as hard as you can over the head with the tableleg. This will restart its brain on a more agreeable setting, and the animal will now follow and protect you. Bigger animals require more lengthy clubbings, so be careful of bears and elephants (whales are pretty much a no-go). Converted animals’ eyes will turn a pure green colour, the pupil and eye whites disappearing.

-mod M, Cosmo

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