So.... I started the spell like normal, cleansed the space, put up the protections and started to conect to the flow of knowledge and I was bombarded with deoderant ads and questions about my flying broom insurance, should I get the extended warranty? What even is a lifeforce protection policy? Is there really a Great Sage trapped in between the vails of the great channel? He says to send him 6000 bars of antimony and he can send me back twice the amount once he's free, who has that much!? I barely have 50 bars! He sounded awfuly suspicious...










