#scarazouyu

[adventures-in-teyvat]

sayu: everyone thinks im this soft cute person but im not!

heizou: sayu, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.

sayu: it had feelings! it was probably going home to dinner and i killed it!

scaramouche: ...it was a bug

sayu: it was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and i really don't get why you all think im so sentimental because im not!

heizou: ...

scaramouche: ...

sayu: stop looking at me like that!!

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heizou: there are three ways to handle a difficult situation. the right way, the wrong way, and the sayu way

scaramouche: isn't that the wrong way?

heizou: yes, but it's faster

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heizou: why is sayu making me do the dishes again? you haven’t washed them in a week, scaramouche

scaramouche: it’s because i’m sayu’s favorite

heizou: i hate you

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scaramouche: which way did sayu go?

heizou: well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, i’d guess she went left.

scaramouche: you could really figure it out from that?

heizou: no, you idiot, sayu sent me a text. see?