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[lyrevibe]

NSFW Writing Plot Bunnies for WanDurin inbound!

Some Spicy ideas for NSFW fics for WanDurin I've had rolling around (at the speed of sound) in my head:

First time sex where Durin has to teach Wanderer the ropes because Wanderer had no access to any sex Ed, (I talk more about this HC here) with the twist that Wanderer is as smooth as a Ken doll in his crotch but still has sensitivity and all that. Also he has Vivisection scars but we don't talk about that (Durin REALLY wants to talk about that)

Durin going through his first "mating season" and being scared of losing control of himself but Wanderer helping him out anyway. Now they're mates for life.

Wanderer getting surgeries and alchemical alterations to his body to remove that "Ken doll" appearance as well as his vivisection scars and make himself look indistinguishable from a regular Il human (looks like a trans man with top surgery but no bottom surgery specifically), and Durin being over the moon and in love with Wanderer and body worshiping him because he sees how happy these changes have name him and his love for Wanderer is so great and grand

DISCLAIMER!!!

Before anyone goes and claims Durin is a child, NO HE IS NOT. Here is an extensive analysis of how he cannot be legally (by Chinese Law) be depicted as a minor, as well as a full narrative analysis showcasing how the writers wrote Durin with every intention of being an adult!

[saifaq]

[lyrevibe]

"Grow, Little Wind Flower."

An AU Where Wanderer puts a little wooden heart made from Irminsul Wood into his doll, it takes root, turns stuffing into flesh--and wood into bone. And finally, it grew, and grew, and grew--until it was the size of a little boy. A little boy named "Kabu."

(For context: Link 1, Link 2, and Link 3)

Holy mother of Art Style Change!

I was not really happy with my previous attempts at drawing and designing Kabu, so here is attempt #3! I also went for a more "chibi" look to try and make Kabu look way younger. The problem was he was still looking too old in my other art pieces--he should almost look about 5 years old. Does he look 5? Please tell me he looks 5 or younger.

I was also not satisfied with his design being so plain--I want him to look like he could be a playable character! So this feels closer to that at least!

I got rid of the blue gems because they weren't doing anything, and I like the light blue of his birthmark and his cryo vision drawing the eye. I changed the gloves and shoes to bandages/black wraps. I gave him flowers growing out of his body to represent the fact that he is, in essence, a sentient tree sapling growing in a morphed doll body xD I made them a similar shade of pink to Irminsul's leaves

Finally, I gave him a veil like his papa used to have for drama! I don't know how it logically attaches??? But well. Genshin designs don't make sense sometimes--like Tighnari's shoulder cape thing just floats off of him xD

[dianne--004]

Untrusting - Scaramouche (2026)

[lyrevibe]

Rewatching the cutscene where Wanderer reminds Durin of his name, and just

My heart hurts.

About how vicious Durin was being, about how threatening he was being. How he was lashing out, roaring, screaming louder and louder to drive Wanderer away.

But Wanderer isn't deterred, because he know it's defensive. He is so gentle with Durin even when he's being threatened. He doesn't flinch or act frightened. He just tells Durin exactly what he needs to hear, and reminds him of his name.

Durin freezes. He stops his threatening, because he hadn't heard his name in eons. And to reaffirm his own words and kindness, Wanderer slowly flies up to his nose, gently pets Durin, and tells him it's okay now.

And Durin's eyes glow from red to blue--from rage to sorrow.

I imagine if Durin had been more human-shaped in that encounter, it would have been more than just been a gentle pat. I think it would have devolved into a full blown embrace, and Durin would have started wailing from the 300-400 years of agony he faced being Simulanka's "Evil Dragon."

Ofc because of his mechanical body gets too heavy for the floor to support him and he falls with Wanderer going after him, but. God.

This ship drives me insane. I swear if not for the homophobic laws of China these two would be one of the canon couples of Genshin.

EDIT: Before anyone else goes and claims Durin is a child, NO HE IS NOT. Here is an extensive analysis of how he cannot be legally (by Chinese Law) be depicted as a minor, as well as a full narrative analysis showcasing how the writers wrote Durin with every intention of being an adult!

[lyrevibe]

Forgive me if this doesn't make a lick of sense, I'm having severe heat sickness issues, but:

Mini Durin = Oldschool Disney Princess trope. Naive, innocent, pure of heart, damsel in distress saved by the Hero (Wanderer), accepted and beloved by the kingdom (Simulanka).

The man was a Disney Princess and then he turned into a prince

--Wait. Trans man Durin? Trans man Wanderer, they're both trans men... 🤔🤔🤔 What if they were both trans men and kissed and lived happily ever after...

[alkaliss]

Where is he leading you...

[erlgry]

i think i've read every fic about scara getting pegged....

what am i supposed to do now?