#scaring string

[lindenbasswood]

(i know i usually do frogs but this ones too absurd to leave out)

this moist noodle boi is the elephant trunk snake, a six foot water snake that is incapable of wriggling its way around on land, they eat fish, eels, and unincubated eggs, and these little numbskulled scaly worms are moisturized and ready to go at any time of the day.