#scary garfield

[lemonspades]

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So like, what if Sorry Jon but where Garfield is a giant eldritch horror but found out he'd much rather eat Jon's lasagna cause it's the best.

[lemonspades]

And he waits like that for all those minutes with Jon being none the wiser his cat's an eldrich horror

[shadowdemon-esq]

Jim Davis must LITERALLY have the most fucked up mind ever to be able to dream up whatever the hell that nightmare shithead Garfield is. A cat? That eats lasagna?? Kicks dog off table??? Ermmm.. talk about yikes!

On a more serious note, it's honestly crazy that Garfield of all things is scarier than all of the woke "horror" movies Hollywood has been churning out as of late. When will they learn that the fans want scary cat eats lasagna and not "women" or "people of color"? Hopefully they'll learn with the recent successes of real cinema such as FNAF at Freddy's movie and Mario and from the recent epic total failures of all their shit movies and stop catering to the woke mob.