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So like, what if Sorry Jon but where Garfield is a giant eldritch horror but found out he'd much rather eat Jon's lasagna cause it's the best.

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So like, what if Sorry Jon but where Garfield is a giant eldritch horror but found out he'd much rather eat Jon's lasagna cause it's the best.
Remember when I did a poll with an alternative interdimensional rehabilitation program? Sequel time baby let's go
You were randomly chosen to be given a criminal from another dimension to serve you as a form of rehabilitation. Thus,if they try to harm you they'll be taken away. The exact time of this sentence is undecided as of now so they'll live with you for some time. All of these guys will be given to someone so do not worry,the options you didn't pick won't end up in jail
Your options are:
1. Johnathan Dopel,nicknamed John Doe. A changeling. Place white body,forearm blades,quilled hair,clawed limbs and pale white eyes. No clothes to cover their beautiful form. that attained the ability to split off into clones of themselves that all share the same soul. They used this to kill and replace all government officials,then tried to sell their planet for a profit. Snarky and prideful. Often listens to the music of a siren singer called "Irene,the daughter of air".
2. The lismonimeni. 17 pale heads that float around,ripped,worn out muscle strands replacing their hair,sharp fangs in their mouths,and their eyes black and orange. They consider themselves as one being although they all look different. Blood drips from their "hair" when excited. Can steal someone's voice if the target claims to know their name but doesn't say it. They all share the hobby of caring for plants so expect all the plants in your house and the general 1 mile area to be overgrown,beautiful and vibrant
3. Lisa Parker Doverson the faceless maid. This humanoid has no facial features or ears,blonde hair and a maid outfit sewn onto her. She doesn't seem to possess any orifices at all. She can still listen to you and write to communicate,and seems able to see,though not smell. When not cleaning the house or completing some other household task she seems to sit down or stand in place and emit a low volume noise akin to skittering. She does not need and is not capable of sleeping. She was accused of sleeping and receiving the seed of the elven prince despite not having any orifice to receive it in
4. Gallion the crab. A 5 meter tall humanoid with blackened,charred looking skin. He has many arms of various lengths across his body which he uses for locomotion as his legs seem to have been chopped off at the knee (and quite crudely at that) hence his title. His long old white hair has countless bird skeletons woven into it. He's a very cocky and jolly bastard. He carries around a stone Warhammer with two handles,a crown of black iron he uses as a thrown weapon and a giant crossbow with tungsten crossbow bolts
5. Galvan the Sublimer. A magical automaton composed entirely of electricity. Their body is often stored in their "shell",a huge mound of countless pieces of old technology and new technology,containing every videogame ever made,all of which Galvan has finished and 100 percented. Can only communicate by writing things on their screen. Reluctant to interact with you but they'll allow you to play on their shell whenever you want
6. Mariah Leontheart. An assassin from a world where the renaissance and the modern day are the same thing. Became an assassin to afford her gender affirming care. Has a metallic pronounced spine attached to her real one,going from her tailbone to her head,a metallic lizard tail with a syringe stinger at the end connected to it. The spine itself serves to enhance the reflexes,adrenaline production and dopamine production at will to force her into a flow state if she needs to. Likes to do knife tricks,can shoot the wing off a fly 10 yards away and leave the other wing intact. Rather quiet,dead eyed,prefering to train by herself whenever she's not doing anything
7. Nostradamen Golirian. A 10 meter tall giant covered in brown leather robes. They have 8 arms,2 in each sleeve of. Their robe, and 8 human legs,all pointed to a different direction. They are convicted of multiple counts of drug,poison and illegal aphrodisiac trafficking. Sings chants in a deep voice in a language you don't know for 8 hours straight. In their gray hair and big beard many golden ornaments are woven,shining a dull light into the night
8. Golvon Golvon the war god. A red haired well built naked man of young looks from a war torn world. He gained the favor of a devil and gained supernatural regeneration which he uses to train in almost every sport and martial art. Then he gained an item that let him fight dead warriors to train. Then he contracted and tamed every form of werewolf type curse,from bears to pistol shrimp. Then he made a martial art with half human half animal forms. Then he started fighting and murdering entire armies,then nations,then planets. He's more than a billion years old although you wouldn't guess it from his illiteracy and immature cocky behavior. He trains tirelessly constantly and often completes any task you give him extremely fast
9. Verevore the eternal fury and gluttony. A giant invisible dragon the size of a 3 planes. He stole all the souls of every being in multiple planets, jumping from dimension to dimension to not get caught. He will refuse to use his magic to help you but will do whatever else you ask of him as long as you give him enough time to rest and laze around. He can only partially become visible and rarely does so,his scales' color being pure white
10. Linve. A blob headed raptor with various holes in his head which can spew poison gas and petrol. He wears a light brown suit and desaturated yellow tie. He covered up the tracks of the dino asbestos based drug cartel until the authorities caught all of them,executing most gangsters there. Speaks eloquently about everything and enjoys coffee with milk but no sugar at room temperature. You'll never see him consume anything else. Blames this and is vvbcc
11. Buzgin Dormammoth. Part of a race of people that are part human part bee and part wasp. He's in the program for commiting cannibalism often. The only clothes he wears is the muzzle he's ordered to. Hunts small animals and feeds you blood for company. Makes a cocoon to sleep in each night,claims that's why he always looks "all fresh. Gets into fights for dumb shit and is cocky about it
12. Divelvemer is a chain that binds people before the come up and squeezes them for 10 minutes and punches them. The sapient chain liked a city block by trying to communicate with people through machines and attacks are very dangerous but you get good money if you guess right
pick
John Doe
the lismonimeni
Lisa Parker Doverson
Gallion the crab
Galvan the Sublimer
Mariah Leontheart
Nostradamen Golirian
Golvon Golvon the war god
Verevore the eternal fury and gluttony
Linve
Buzgin Dormammoth
Divevelmerth
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Jenny-ca :: just a guy (2025)
A design based on hallucigenia
A creature I designed as wildlife for my webcomic - based on the prehistoric creepy lil guy.
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Today was Smoke's 5th birthday!
centipede general
Primordial tyrant deity. It holds dominion over an underground world, threatening the mortal folk that live there into offering it tribute and worship. It can adjust its form and has a connection with the earth.
I'm very excited to finally be unleashing this nightmare creation, just in time for Mother’s Day! The Meat Gala: Serzodul, Mother of Serpents 1/4 scale bust (13” tall!), adapted from my viral AI horror series into stunning physical form by talented sculptor/painter Many Legs with art direction from me (watch the teaser video if you missed it). This passion project began last year when Many Legs was inspired by my creations and came to me with a vision of bringing one of them to life in physical form. Months of virtual back-and-forth refinements produced six meticulously sculpted and hand-painted artisanal statues signed/numbered by Many Legs and me. I’ve paired it with an exclusive signed/numbered 7" x 7" fine art print of my original piece and signed certificate of authenticity, and will be dropping them this Friday, May 12th, at 10am PT direct from me. Yes, we ship worldwide as always!
This was a special one-time art project to explore the possibilities, and no more of this bust will ever be created - only six exist. Numbers 1-6 will be distributed in order of purchase. Patreon Supporters will get early access as always, so jump on my Patreon if you want first crack at these!
The set comes in a sleek black box and black velvet bag for protective storage when not on display (thanks again to my wife Steph for putting together such a nice package). This is a 100% independent artisanal release - proceeds are split between the two artists, putting food on our tables and supporting future original endeavors. Thanks so much for all the support and enthusiasm!
I'm immensely inspired by the experience of this project, and it will definitely result in more sculptural releases in the future. Now that we've worked out the process, I'll be looking at some more accessible larger runs of toy/statue/sculpture projects going forward! If any other toymakers out there want to collaborate on some creatures, drop me a line!
Larval Beast Lord, by Mike Franchina, via Instagram.