#scary queen

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DM: Kenaz runs through the door

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Scary queen: I just snap my fingers

DM: Their body is cut in half by the door, and just goes splat

[fallenlightsif]

Ilaria Thayer, winner of the most likely to commit a murder and prettiest hair superlatives.

Done by @/artofmina on Instagram.

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Garaq: Is there any way to stop Pain?

{Out of Game Observer}: Ummm....Advil?

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Pyotr: Assuming we maxed out the guidance, that's a 65?

{Out of game observer}: On a d100?

DM: No, on a d20!

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*A mysterious voice speaks into all of our minds*

Wither all worlds… And I do mean all, those Seven who have risen, have to face me. Heavens, Hells… none of it matters. All will fall and be my dominion. It's true that a simple spark can ignite hope, breathe fire into the hearts of the weary. The ability to derive strength from hope is undoubtedly mankind's greatest attribute... which is why I will focus all of my power to snuff it out. How does it feel, knowing that it’s been nearly 1000 years, and all you’ve managed to do was seal me away for a time… But now, the WITCH IS BACK!!!! How’s it feel knowing that all of your time and effort has been for nothing? That your guardians have failed you? That everything you've built will be torn down before your very eyes? Your faith in mankind was not misplaced. When banded together, unified by a common enemy, they are a noticeable threat. But divide them, place doubt into their minds, and any semblance of power they once had will wash away. But this is merely the first move; so you send your guardians: your Lover of a scorned weakling, Thunderous and Lightning Strike, Metal forged and razeborne, your lightbringer of a time gone bye, the forever lost Child of the Scale, the Rage filled Flame, and… your death cursed Spider Spawn. My Sentinels, come from your gates, give me your power and send these fools to their end. After all… you all know my hymn: The sealed Undying Queen, brought to ruin by those long fallen, Regains her Body after 900 years, Her Mind after 90 years, Her Power after 9 years, and the world, in 9 days. This is the beginning of the end, Exandria; and I can't wait to watch you burn

[keiortem]

So I went to a Dairy Queen to get something cold AS ITS SO HOT OUTSIDE, and I see this picture on a wall. This picture is so creepy like oh my god I feel like she's gonna jump out and force a blizzard in my face.

[intothewoodsandout]

Wow, I hate this bitch She also scares me