Vinca taking care of a drunk mc?😭👁👄👁
Written by: @cute-ogre
“Look! A Frog!” Nico points excitedly, walking wobbly through the sidewalk.
“Yeah, yeah, amazing, now please, let me take you home.” Vinca’s left hand lifts to hold the smaller woman’s arm, grasping just air as the girl crouches close to an airbust with a little laugh and a awed look on her face.
“Did you know that frogs can’t throw up?” Vinca sighs, looking at the widened brown eyes for a second before replying patiently.
“No, I did not.” Nico nods, gravely.
“Yeah, if they eat something toxic, they throw up their entire stomach, clean it with its feet and swallow it back down.”
There’s a short pause, Vinca blinking at the small woman in horrified silence.
“Well, that’s cursed, I wish I could unlearn that”.
Nico nods and look at the damn frog again, sniffing.
Oh, no, oohhh no,no,no,no.
“It’s called full gastric eversion, it’s kind of like cleaning your pockets.”
“Uh, that’s a lot of frog knowledge you have there!” The blonde woman forces a laugh tugging at Nico’s jacket. “Come on now, nerd, you won’t start crying, will you?”
“Can you imagine how painful it must be? To expel a part of yourself because it’s the only way to save the rest of you from being poisoned?
Yeah, I can.
The sniffing gets louder, and Vinca feels a mix between affection and annoyance directed at this ridiculous girl.
Why did I let her drink so much?
They were just having some drinks to commemorate Nico’s birthday, the woman didn’t even drink that much… oh well. Lightweight.
“It sounds uncomfortable, yeah.” She agrees and Nico finally stands, losing her equilibrium and holding in the blonde’s forearm for balance.”Now let’s leave the little frog alone and go home, okay?”
Nico nods, wiping the tears from her eyes.
Yeah, I’m sorry, I think I’m just…”
“Really Drunk?” Vinca offers with a teasing smile, seeing the other woman laugh a little bit before nodding.
They both resume their walk to home, Vinca gripping Nico’s arm firmly to prevent a fall or any other frog incident, the smaller woman babbling drunkenly, about something related to bikes and…rare heart diseases?, that Vinca definitely did not understand but tries to pay attention anyway.
The wind is warm and nice and if you looked with enough attention, you could almost see the stars in the sky, even with the lights of the city. It’s interesting really, how a city so chaotic like Los Angeles can feel so calm when you are with the right person.
Even if the right person happens to be a really drunk, really tiny woman with very weird conversation topics.
“Vinca?”
Nico tugs at the blonde’s arm, making her look down distractedly.
“Hm?”
She inclines her head, dark hair flying with the wind and cheeks pink from the alcohol.
She is so cute.
“Would you still date me if I was a frog?”
Scratch that, she is a weirdo
There’s another long pause, and Vinca want to laugh because of course the answer is no, she hates frogs, but she really didn’t want to deal with a crying drunk girlfriend.
“Of course- she lies, trying do let the sarcasm out of her voice. But only if I was also a frog. Because, you know, human frog relationship seems wrong.”
What am I even saying?
Vinca tried to find comfort in the fact that she, too, wasn’t 100% sober.
“Even if i threw up my stomach sometimes?”
That would be horrifying, thank you very much
“Yeah, I guess.”
The rest of the walk is uneventful. until they finally get to their destination, and Vinca with some struggle manages to put Nico in pajamas and the two of them get into the bed, the tiny woman glued on her like a koala. The lights are off and they stay in silence for some time until a soft, sleepy whisper is heard.
“I would love you even if you were a frog. I think I would turn into one just to be with you.”
Well that’s the cutest and weirdest way someone has ever told me “I love you”
Vinca can feel her cheeks burn red, being thankful for the darkness of the room.
“Really? How romantic of you.”
She feels Nico’s face buried in her neck, her soft breaths tickling her.
“Yeah, I think you are prettier than a frog though.”
“You better.”
“You are like a frog that has been kissed and became a princess.”
What’s with her and frogs today?
The blonde snorts, hand petting silky dark hair softly.
“Yeah, ok Nerd, go to sleep, you are totally wasted.”
Her girlfriend gives a heavy sigh and Vinca can feel the body on top of hers relax.
“You’re really hot.”
“I know.”
“I wish you were my girlfriend.”
Vinca’s hand stops mid caress and she smirks a little bit.
“I hope you know I will make so much fun of you tomorrow.”
It’s hours later, the sky still dark and her drunk girlfriend completely asleep besides her that Vinca lets herself smile a little stupidly and whisper:
“She would love me even if i was a frog, huh?”












