a deep laugh could be heard throughout his condo, tears starting to form in the corner of his eyes as the story continues. it’s not out of the ordinary for them to confide in each other on any weird instances they’ve experienced, but right now it’s slowly becoming harder for him to finish his tale with a straight face. ‘ listen, ’ he finally manages, breath short despite trying desperately to regain his composure moments prior, ‘ this chick was weird ! asking me to talk in spanish & shit while we were fucking. like, yeah, cool, that’s fine. but in what world ... does calling my dick a baguette any way hot ? plus, it’s not even spanish. i wanted to die, so i pulled out & just kicked her to the curb. it was the worst fuck i’ve ever had in my entire life, i’m telling you. ’
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